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Druthers Haver
@6thgrade4ever
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    Druthers Haver
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    Aug 17, 2022
    we sail upon a sea of posts content and slaked by favs for now and venture only from the coasts as far as retweets will allow but lo! what quells our merry boasts? we spot a gyre from the prow named "group chat", white with roiling ghosts to drain the waters 'neath our bow
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    Druthers Haver
    @6thgrade4ever
    Feb 26, 2024
    just walked past a guy talking on the phone and wearing the biggest pair of pants ive seen since the 1990s and heard him say "yeah im wearing them right now"
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    Druthers Haver
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    Sep 2, 2021
    the most consequential figures in the tech world are half guys like steve jobs and bill gates and half some guy named ronald who maintains a unix tool called 'runk' which stands for Ronald's Universal Number Kounter and handles all math for every machine on earth
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    Druthers Haver
    @6thgrade4ever
    Jul 17, 2018
    my hands look like this so hers can look like that
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    Aug 5, 2022
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    Druthers Haver
    @6thgrade4ever
    Sep 3, 2024
    Kevin Durant 2011 tweet: Some these Money Python skits... LMAO! 🙋 Kevin Durant 2024 tweet: [replying to an 85 follower account that tweeted "Dur*nt's jumper looks flat"] Package in the mail for u big guy 📦⏰💣
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    Druthers Haver
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    Apr 16, 2024
    referring to the non-boar's head stuff as "well turkey" at the deli
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    Druthers Haver
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    Jan 8, 2019
    Did Christ not stan the cancelled? Did he, in the darkness of Gethsemane, ask his Father to miss him with that?
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    Druthers Haver
    @6thgrade4ever
    Nov 21, 2018
    My Conservative Uncle Read More Thanksgiving Argument Guides Than Me and Turned Me Racist
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    Druthers Haver
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    Feb 26, 2022
    Louis CK has singlehandedly held the Darnyts'kyi Bridge against an entire Russian battalion. Locals are spray painting his image around the city, calling him the Red Rogue of Kyiv. I still do not forgive him
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    Druthers Haver
    @6thgrade4ever
    Jul 23, 2017
    this is such a good answer to literally any question
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    Druthers Haver
    @6thgrade4ever
    Apr 11, 2019
    CHOTINER: So how many tacos did you eat? ME: About four, I think. CHOTINER: Ok. On Instagram-- ME: Or six, maybe. CHOTINER: Yeah. Do you think some people might call that a lot? ME: Well, that's why I got the small chips. CHOTINER: Right. It's about discipline. ME: Exactly.
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    Druthers Haver
    @6thgrade4ever
    Aug 28, 2019
    We gave Bernie Sanders three pinnochios on his claim that he traveled to Michigan, for to travel to Michigan he must begin by traveling halfway. But to travel halfway, he must first traverse half that half, a quarter distance. And yet to travel th