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a thread of all the sketches I’ve done with Lola-Rose Maxwell in case you want a laff (lagh?)
Stevie Martin
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Stevie Martin
@5tevieM
comedian/writer. same username on IG. i'm touring around the UK with my show clout - tix below
- oh my god stop tweeting “nows the time to finish that project!" may we be excused from churning out quality content DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC PLEASE today i looked at my own leg for 45 minutes. just stared at it
- at a bibimbap place and a young guy next to me just said “I’ve actually forgotten how to use forks because I spent so long in Japan” to his date do I say something do I save her
- when my sisters husband met my parents they were making dinner and asked how many fish fingers he wanted and he said 12 because he thought that was a normal portion. I think about that a lot
- Brendan Fraser is trending so I’ll just leave this, the greatest signed photo I’ve ever seen, here
- Drinking wine is still, even at age 32, about 20% taste 80% heheheh here I am drinking wine like a stressed lady from the movies
- just seen a female CEO referred to as a “she-eo” and have vomited so hard my soul has left my body or should I say me she-oul has left my bod(she)y
- Sometimes on a Friday I arrange my tortoise’s weeds on a slate so it’s a fancy dining experience
- told mum robert pattinson was Batman and after some wild exchanges turned out she thought I meant Robert peston.
- cannot imagine how much more stressful watching this US election must be if you don’t know who gary barlow is
