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Ollie 5Hammers
@5hammersfix
Sabres / Bills, Feminist, Anti-Fascist - Finally got out of MA, entirely unqualified hockey analyst. (He/Him)
Vermont, USA
Joined April 2019
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    Replying to @FamilyProjectTX and @CrackerBarrel
    Imagine seeing Bud Light and Cracker Barrel supporting pride and thinking “no, they’re really liberal” instead of “WOW, maybe I’m wrong”
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    Replying to @bergiemagicbag and @MPAVictoria
    I'm thinking it's a single season show.
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    Replying to @CSMFHT
    God I love this, imagine telling Es-Nasir that thousands of years later we’d still be talking about a one star review he got
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    Alternatively, any hockey player looking at the dating pool.
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    Replying to @NiagaraAction
    Remember kids, if you recognize this person, NO YOU DON'T.
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    Replying to @emmabo
    Man I once dated a girl named Bunny and my mom would just draw a rabbit on a post it to let me know she called
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    Replying to @herosnvrdie69
    the 13 year age gap just seems, like, 'yeah, okay, makes sense' on top of everything
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    Replying to @BuffaloSabres
    I'm sorry, Social Media Person. You almost got to post the good picture. Maybe next time.
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    Replying to @JBaileyNFL
    He's already a Saint in Buffalo, but this is how you get on the currency.
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    Replying to @WillyDiBa7 and @spittinchiclets
    I mean, he crosschecked the goalie?
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    Replying to @XerxesEmperor and @letjxriellelive
    peak incel energy, simping for some funky looking dude sticking phones in random people's faces
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    Replying to @kayandskittles
    A horde of well actually is currently inbound on a sandworm
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    Replying to @Ragland1836
    “It’s so important that i get to work to make money for someone else that I carry a rifle because if I’m lucky I’ll get a treat and get to kill people cuz a rich guy on TV told me it’s important.”