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asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. asked them the same thing until i got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life
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just body after body busting out of shit wood and hittin pavement
under a bridge
Joined January 2020
- can’t believe trump tested positive for covid when all he had to do was not get tested and then he simply wouldn’t have it
- white ppl love to see a line forming behind them and being like “wow we got here at the perfect time”
- if my parents told me they were adopting a brother and brought home an anthropomorphic rat named stuart i would fucking lose it
- wife: we r out of salt me: 0mg
- 2020 appliances: *break within 2 years* 1970s refrigerator: i will outlive u and everyone u love. i am eternal. i am time itself
- me, looking at $900,000 houses with $76 in my bank account: interesting design choice but ok
- geometry test: is this a triangle? me: yes geometry test: how do u know? me: what? geometry: PROVE its a triangle me: bro fucking look at it
- “my intrusive thoughts won” all u did was eat a donut?? that’s not an intrusive thought. if my intrusive thoughts won i’d be on the news
- why in the fuck would someone ever need to press a 7 on a microwave get that shit out of here
