took me until my thirties to realize my preferred way to eat an apple is sliced up and served in a tiny bowl like I’m five
Madison Malone Kircher
2,014 posts
Madison Malone Kircher
@4evrmalone
Brooklyn
Joined April 2011
- if the words “a Negroni sbagliato with Prosecco in it” mean anything to you you may be entitled to compensation
- Now that we're back on the ground if everyone could please add their expenses to the splitwise so we can settle up thanks girlies love you best trip ever <3<3<3
- went to a queer Halloween party today in San Francisco where there were five Velmas dancing together and several of them made out and this IS the future liberals want
- why did nobody tell me we were apparently supposed to have spent the year filming short videos clips of everything we did for an end of year Instagram reel!!! all I’ve got are pictures like a geriatric millennial!!!!
- I HAVE THIS THING WHERE I GET OLDER BUT JUST NEVER WISER
- the brooklyn covid clapping but it's opening your window at 9 PM to hear your neighbors making mouth sounds to the tune of the white lotus theme
- had some people over last night and a friend and I got talking about making potions as kids (mixing any liquids you could find in your parents’ bathroom) and both of our partners looked at us like we had six heads. were the rest of you out here really not making potions?
- I interviewed PinkyDoll ice cream so good mmmmmmmmmmmmm yes yes yes
- My first story is out today and it's an intense one about privacy, consent, public health, and why, MY GOD, people on the internet need to stop trying to play diagnostician.
- staying with a friend from college for a few days and really struck as I sit listening to her on work meetings in the other room by what a gift it is to to get to watch your people grow and come into their own over many years
