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Short Michael Beasley
@404_J0E
I know stuff and do things.
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Joined January 2012
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    I remember I asked my pops why I was so light skin when I was like six and he goes “miscegenation!” So I’m like okay it’s a disease
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    Nigga your doctor can’t whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.
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    The Bible is a serious book. But it does have some funny moments in there, you gotta admit. What moment in the Bible do you find funny or makes you laugh?
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    Why the horse not galloping? Why is it runnin like a nigga??
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    Just watched this a thousand times
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    Cal Weaver
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    “The paternity test revealed I fathered a child” like he tryna blame the paternity test for having a cheat baby 😭😭😭
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    No I would make sure I got fired so I could collect unemployment too.
    If you received a check for $900k, would u quit your job?
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    I ain't never seen nobody dance like that before in real life I thought it only happened in Mitsubishi commercials
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    Having sex and then coming on Twitter to tell ppl with a meme is just….weird. Seek help
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    Look like the bout to use the hard r on Jackie Robinson.
    The Bruins are sporting a new look as they arrive at Fenway 👀⚾ (via @NHLBruins)
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    Boston Bruins
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    Michael Blackson been tryna make modasucka fetch for 20 years let it go
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    This Grammy Worthy Performance
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    Naima Cochrane’s Burner Acct
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    Alexa, play Walk It Out Remix.
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    Replying to @404_J0E
    “If it wasn’t for that pesky paternity test none of this would’ve ever happened”