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Salem / 2possums1coat.bsky.social
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Salem / 2possums1coat.bsky.social
@2possums1coat
Raluca on the legal sheets, Salem in the streets ///// co-host of @leechfestpod
Joined July 2021
- Me and my gf in the kitchen after putting a pie in the oven
- I'm not normally a snitch but Swedes put cucumber in their tacos
- Remember how in January I said I'd get buff this year? I didn't lie
- (lovingly) for the annoying enby in your life
- We're at a burlesque show, I've never seen this many bodacious milfs in my life
- As Lenin once said: you want a Maserati? You want a Bugati?
- And this kids, is how I met your mother
- I think it's rly funny how servers never give Mia the bill and always hand it to me directly. Today we got takeout pizza and the server literally dodged Mia's outstretched hand and gave it to me instead
- Girls are allowed to be a little mean and bitchy on vacation
- Saw her take a pic of this animal and predicted some bullshit and wouldn't you know it
