Rufus
11K posts
Rufus
@2fistfulsofdirt
leftist. loves birds bears and lizards. bad at selfies. he/him
Joined November 2016
- Throwing a left hook at your doorbell when I drop off a food delivery
- Replying to @2fistfulsofdirtI was not expecting the sheer amount of validation today, thank you all ❤️
- Replying to @mspiggyhairgifNoooo how is this back. That wasn’t even me 😭 the “r” is even lowercase in the response
- Hello, yes, the only great thing about this gym is that it has a functioning leg extension machine
- My sister told me she can’t design a spooky tattoo for me because she’s still in her “circus rat phase”
- Replying to @MothrabeamsI tend to throw off old white people, it’s fair
- Being single means getting to post hilarious memes about being single then going home and tearfully binging a whole pizza #BeingSingleMeans
- Replying to @firagawalkwthmeReminds me of every rich friends mom I had a crush on
- Found the worst RufusWhen females start to get used to sex toys that stimulate intensity, they expect orgasms and become ungrateful. It's an unnatural practice that becomes normalized more and more by feminists and "female pleasurists"
- God I wish that was meSunday Belly - Fat is beautiful!
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