took 200 mg of adderall . God held me like a baby and asked if I would be strong enough to wage war against all of humanity , I nodded yes and my blood became imbued with his light and he handed me a sword made from bones of fallen angels
last night my 4 year old son looked at me and said “in a world full of will smiths, be a zelensky.” And then did the wakanda salute. sadly we had to put him down
eye doctor: okay??????? Look at that wall. *shoots 300 million gamma rays into my eyes at once* Can you read this line for me you stupid fucking bastard
me: *sobbing*
eye doctor: you never should have come here