Going to a job interview when you’re bald is wild like yeah I wanna work here oh and btw here’s my scalp
dilly
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- They should make a beer that’s also an energy drink and also a cigarette and also has 50g of protein
- Midway through November is the official beginning of crashout season. Improving your life can wait until January. Engage in those vices and become even more toxic, it’s been a long year you deserve it
- Dude you have to stop. Your thighs too thick. Your ass too fat. Your heart too pure. They’ll kill you
- Life after you delete dating apps
- Beer should be free if you’re sad
Ughhhh I want to buy a horse- As the weather chills this album calls to me like the green goblin mask
- 70 degrees so I put on the 5” inseams for a walk through the neighborhood
