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Saddington 3 (in theaters)
@2Saddington
If you’re reading this, watch Paddington 2 • she/her •
Chicago, IL
Joined January 2013
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    The Spy Kids are given gushers filled with cyanide to take in case their mission gets compromised
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    what kind of sick god would allow us to live in a world with 14 Saw movies and only one Ratatouille film
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    I think I have found my ideal relationship
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    the rewards of the mortifying being loved ordeal of being known
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    Can u imagine getting married and having a family and staying in love until u die, then waiting in the afterlife for your wife to join you and she finally dies and ditches u for a dude she knew for three days on a boat instead?? Anyway I’d give Titanic a 9/10
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    Everybody shut the fuck up she’s about to do her first stand up set
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    can’t wait to go to parties again so I can stand in the corner like this for 20 minutes before leaving
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    love whoever came up with the idea to commemorate a cool place you visited by just flattening the fuck out of a penny