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ElegiesEulogizeMe ⁸¹
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Taylor Swift and Blackpink get behind me. Shauna Shipman apologist. Oscar Piastri defense attorney she/her
Roma, Lazio
Joined June 2018
- Girl she wasn’t
- Craziest cast of all time like how did they cook so much when Sophie looks so fucking different in real life
- Sophie Nelisse saying she looks kinder with her blue eyes when actually those big hot chocolate orbs are the only thing keeping Shauna from looking like a fucking demon
- Mind you, canonically Shauna yelled at Jackie once and the bitch killed herselfif shauna did this to jackie, she WOULD'VE gotten slapped
GIF - I truly cannot believe Shauna is played by the straightest woman alive, is she sucking the dykism from Jasmin and Liv like a dementor before they shot?I want her to manhandle me in a very lesbian way
GIF - She was doing this shit a week post partum to a guy twice her size and people still yap on this app about how which jacket could take her down in a fight bitch none of them
- “Shauna is a sociopath, she can’t feel genuinely love blah blah blah” mind you’re talking about the woman who threatened to skin a guy to just to get her daughter’s childhood plushie back
- She was genuinely so excited about her little red blouse she wanted to pair with a flannel but her bratty bottom made her change😤
GIF - Replying to @beyoncegardenI actually miss when trashy movies had random a listers making cameos
- I will not forget how her PR got so bad this year people voted that a man suffered more than her, yall had really lost the plot7 month difference Btw
- You can really tell Sophie grew up with siblings because only a younger sister could pull this nasty ass face
GIF - I’ll never forget the level of media literacy that was exposed when the finale aired and people were actually believing Shauna when she said that they were having so much fun. Mind you this was the average wildness experience for her
- This is incredibly important to me because why would Shauna dream of Natalie of all people coming to check on her if she didn’t recognize deep in her soul that she’s the best of them
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