want wl? prove you’re og.
rt + send 1 nft minted/bought in 2021 to the burner:
0x7A9b172aaFC113d3Bf8CEC9ecD739263f0a07341
spots are limited, don’t overdo it
no forms. no bots. only a professional art contest judged by highly respected degens.
requirements: ms paint, shaky mouse hand, zero talent
submissions close in 90m
back in the days you either minted through pain or you didn’t mint at all.
paintedjpegs2021edition drops aug 20.
but the real question: how do we mint?
we don’t know exactly how much ETH our marketing team spent, but pulling 200k views and 5k+ followers on day one is absolutely bananas!
btw, how to wl?
recents posts look like the best engagement farming that could ever be done, and I hate that.
so here’s few sneak peeks while you cope and wait for mint announcement
received 1k+ nfts. total usd value: $164.
i’m basically rich now. thanks for playing.
but seriously, it's enough wallets to review, stop.
if you followed the rules, you’re in
want wl? prove you’re og.
rt + send 1 nft minted/bought in 2021 to the burner:
0x7A9b172aaFC113d3Bf8CEC9ecD739263f0a07341
spots are limited, don’t overdo it
opensea notifications hit different. though, it's still not enough to cover my gas fees from 2021...
reply with the juiciest offer you passed on, let them see what it was like
we accidentally hit 30k mfers. mint in 4h.
my quant just woke me up at 3am screaming that jpegs are hella undervalued. put my pants on and fixed it.
cuz 0.0049 just feels more bullish than 0.0039.
don’t thank me, thank the voices in my head