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So i stopped tweeting for a day and 5 ppl unfollowed me? when a man stops tweeting hes a boss. when a woman stops tweeting shes inactive.
auntie majic
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- A transgender person came to my job and showed me their ID so i asked if they preferred another name and they said “yes i prefer kayla”. then she came back 20 mins later crying sayin “Thank u for asking me that. i just called my mom and told her about it and shes so happy for me”
- This why I fucking hate group projectsJamaican sprinter Usain Bolt loses one of his nine Olympic gold medals after teammate's failed doping test cnn.it/2k3ihib
- Maybe i did audibly moan that one time when the coochie waxing lady put the warm wax on my bootyhole cuz now she always says “Ok heres your favorite part”.
- So im making mini chicken pot pies n realized im type nice at pie crust decorating
- Yea i kinda had an idea but nothing prepared me for the end of this video
- Remember when i was forced to move the ball around in 2k cuz i didnt wanna go downstairs to pick up the chinese food and he came back upstairs yellin “HOW THE FUCK WE GOT 9 TURNOVERS?????????”
- My coworker’s 3yo daughter just turned to me n said “When u wanna leave?” Bitch right now what u tryna get into?
- If theres a misunderstanding and u automatically assume i have bad intentions i kinda dont wanna be ur friend.
- What’s the female Dreams & Nightmares?
- Me when i get drunk n i realize nobody saying excuse me when they walk by
