Matt Yglesias woke from a night of troubled dreams to find himself transformed into a monstrous vermin.
He gazed at his reflection, reaching for the pale, grub-like folds of his thorax.
"If my coworkers notice this, I will be teased."
So in a strange turn of events it turns out that, despite having a funny-looking swing, Trump is indeed a very, very good golfer.
Definitely capable of winning club tournaments and legitimately a single-digit handicap.
The level of cosmic background racism has become truly extraordinary
Growing up in a pretty much colorblind America, it's almost unbelievable to see this. Their ideology dropped the ball so, so hard. And for what? A few gold-plated coffins?
>everyone but Biden knows he has cancer and he'll die 8 months into his second term
>Kamala will become first black woman president
>becomes too retarded to run
>forces the Dems to run Kamala in his stead
>she loses
>he dies
No, we're not doing this again. Imperial units are proportioned to the human body (measure your forearm against your foot sometime) over thousands of years of living
Metric system is just something murderous French rationalists made up to scrub the world of our connection to it
"Due process" has become a shitlib watch-word. It essentially means, "Don't punish criminals."
This guy should be shot to death by firing squad within a week. There's no Enlightened answer why he shouldn't.
"White flight" is a lib term invented to explain why whites were actually the evil ones for being ethnically cleansed
Otherwise, "progressive history" doesn't start to look so good.
Btw @SwannMarcus89 has lost 2.4K followers in the 24 hours since he locked his account in disgrace, an average of 100 every hour.
Shall we go back through a week of his predictions? I thought it would be funny to keep a record.
"White people kill other white people at almost the same rate black people kill other black people & yet you never hear anyone complaining about 'white on white crime'. These aren't points of sage wisdom from Maher. They are classic racist dog whistles."
Readers added context
According to the 2019 FBI stats there were 2594 white on white homicides and 2574 black on black homicides. In 2019, white population in the US was 60.1% of total population. Black was 12.2%. Thus the per capita murder rate was much higher in the black on black group. ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u…visualcapitalist.com/visualizing-u-…
Racial statistics are illegal in France because of what everyone knows they would reveal.
Thankfully, they're not illegal in other Euro nations, or the US. So we know exactly what happens when you import the Third World into the First.
How old are you, a trillion? A $25 *car*? My oil change costs more than that.
There *are* no more $25 cars. There *are* no more cheap rents + homes. You expect young people to conform to your feeble gray memories of a nation that got sold out long ago. No wonder you hate Trump!
The Will Smith thing is obviously real because he clearly has deep anger toward his wife, but can't express it at her, so he takes it out on Chris Rock to attempt to reestablish some part of his ego.
Probably one of the only human moments that's occurred at the Oscars in years