Got paid yesterday. Paid my bills &
outstanding debts. Broke again within
an hour. Amazing! Adulting is just
amazing!
Brave ๐ฆ
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- My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.
- Everytime I see this race on the TL I watch it ๐ฅบ
- Woman: Baby, buy me Yam at the market when U get back from work. Husband: OK. But I gave you the money when I left d house this morning, right? Woman: Yes, baby. I'm tired. Do that for me, sorry! Husband: OK, see you later. a few mins later, the husband calls d woman back.
- I thought dating older women was a flex until I tried it. During my NYSC, I met a married woman in her 40s who asked if we could date. I didn't even think twice before saying yes because I perceived it as a sugar mummy-gigolo relationship. I've heard stories of how some boys get
- I once dated a woman with a twin. I don't know why, but they got it in their mind that they'd switch places so I'd end up having sex unknowingly with her twin. So one night. I'm already in bed and she turns out the light to make it harder for me to realize their trick, and makes
- I wish people had a 30 seconds trailer so I could see what Iโm getting myself into
- I hate when people text me "GM"โฆ well General Motors to you too smh.
- If you're a Nigerian and you understand how Rugby, Cricket and American football works. Then, your head is not correct.
- Old legendary adverts, this will make your day ๏ฟผ๏ฟผ๐๐๐ฅบ
- One day, i was with my sis at home and i slept off so she when to our neighbor house, the guy was about 19 years and was staying alone while my sis is 15 years old !!! So when i woke up i checked the house i didn't see my sis so i voice out her name !!! "Blessing! blessing!!!
- Effects of masturbation A Thread
- MMM was actually the biggest scam of last decade๐. the thing shook nigeria
