> be a distressed crypto company
> see video call invite
> its SBF
> join call
> you hear nothing but his mouse clicking
> he's playing league of legends
> you ask if he can help bail you out
> he says "i already have"
> he hangs up
> u check ur account
> liquidated
solana conference: how do we make the chain 100x faster and our products 10x better
ethereum conference: how do we design mechanisms that will allow us to burn more ETH