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internet tiger. tiger on the internet. pfp: @prismpaws | banner: @bassenji0 | suit: @jaycostumes
Hayward, CA
Born August 4
Joined August 2014
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    im done updating my pinned tweet every time this site goes to shit and everyone moves to a new site so hello this is the new pinned. im a tiger on the internet in various places. you should pet me
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    language is so beautiful
    yo con los microplรกsticos de sus cojones x.com/Zabortx0/statuโ€ฆ
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    i've been thinking about this balloon for at least an hour now
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    impossible to answer when my parents ask for birthday gift ideas, like sorry mom everything i want right now is either $400 or something you should never know about
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    rt to scare an NFT fan
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    i guess we doin hardware stores now
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    wikipedia editors waiting for the news to drop
    Queen Elizabeth quips she 'can't move' too much reut.rs/3uR30VD
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    you and your friends trying to remember how to socialize after not seeing each other for a year and a half
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    in honor of pride month i've created a new pride flag presenting: angerysexual when ur just mad at all times
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    me: *has muted every ad he's seen* twitter, desperately trying to find something im interested in: is this what you want? you wanna hear about weather in tokyo you piece of shit? how about this law firm in arizona. watch this live scrabble tournament. fuck you
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    you know what. fuck your favorite song. tell me your absolutely least favorite song, one you just absolutely hate with all your heart
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    i havent taken spanish in a long while but im pretty sure it's "me with the microplastics in your balls"
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    I genuinely cannot get enough of the suez canal memes they're so fucking funny to me
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    The conservative Supreme Court justices argued that allowing the Biden eviction moratorium to remain could pave way for these kinds of outcomes