im done updating my pinned tweet every time this site goes to shit and everyone moves to a new site
so hello this is the new pinned. im a tiger on the internet in various places. you should pet me
impossible to answer when my parents ask for birthday gift ideas, like sorry mom everything i want right now is either $400 or something you should never know about
me: *has muted every ad he's seen*
twitter, desperately trying to find something im interested in: is this what you want? you wanna hear about weather in tokyo you piece of shit? how about this law firm in arizona. watch this live scrabble tournament. fuck you