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The Daily Dose

Selections of classic The Far Side comics, updated daily

Thursday, April 2, 2026

Stay away from Roger over there by the hors d’oeuvres. … He’s a nucleus-breaker.
Protozoan gossip
“Again? Oh, all right. … One warm, summer evening many years ago, I was basking on a stretch of Interstate 95 not far from here …”
“Okay, before you go, let me read this one more time: ‘Burn the houses, eliminate the townsfolk, destroy the crops, plunder their gold!’… You knuckleheads think you can handle all that?”
While his parents beamed, little Tommy Lundquist, future developer, surveyed the view from his newly constructed treehouse.
Comedy Tonight Hey! Did someone kill this microphone? Oh, I guess it was me. But seriously, folks …
Only Bernard, in the front row, had the nerve to laugh at Death.

Comic Collections

the far side comic collections titled 'pets allowed' Pets Allowed

A collection of creatures that are not always well-behaved and not always that cute. And then there’s our pets.

the far side comic collections titled 'anthropomorphism' Anthropomorphism

Defined as applying human traits to other animals. (As if they don’t have enough problems.)