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Oranges Disappoint

I sat down last night, a book on my lap, a cup of tea on the table, along with an orange sliced into quarters.

And I took a bite and thought:

This is the time of year when oranges disappoint. 

It struck me as a type of Twitter comment, a quippy social media update. In the Northeast, I eat delicious oranges throughout the winter. A habit formed during my halcyon wrestling days, trying to make weight. But come this time of year, not so much. They are  so often disappointing. 

This particular orange lacked in flavor.

Then I thought that readers would see it as coded language. To them, I wouldn’t be talking about the fruit. No, it was obviously a reference to the Ugliest American, the orange one. His grim threats of genocide that had us legitimately wondering if our highest elected official might, in a snit, drop a nuclear bomb. And wondering, too, if there would be anybody with the moral conviction to stop him. Those thoughts settled in my stomach like the bones of a sunken battleship to the ocean floor.

If I posted “oranges disappoint,” it would be seen as not only about Trump, but it would also imply that I once help hopes for him. Maybe was even a former supporter, a three-timer, now (finally) disappointed. 

But nope and nope. 

As Sigmund Freud once remarked, “Sometimes an orange is just an orange.”

FESTIVAL RECAP: Thank You, John Torres, and the Poughkeepsie Public Library Staff & Volunteers

I want to start with the thank you’s before getting to the more interesting stuff. Boring, I know. I half expect to hear the orchestra play me off stage. I’ll be quick, promise.

I was invited to participate at Saturday’s Poughkeepsie Children’s Book Festival and it was a really nice day that couldn’t have happened for me without the help of many people. 

The person I owe the greatest thanks is John Torres, who somehow orchestrates the massive event without (seemingly) fuss or stress. Part of that is because he has a lot of help. I want to thank the staff at the Poughkeepsie Public Library. Somehow there’s a free book voucher for every child who shows up (17 and younger) and I know that requires a lot of behind-the-scenes fundraising and publicity efforts. All I do is benefit from their hard work. 

In my experience, festivals are also determined by the quality and quantity of volunteers. We couldn’t do it without the many blue-shirted volunteers who help us out throughout the day, especially my favorite, John’s daughter Isabella, who hangs around every single year. I feel like we’ve grown up together! Isabella is quiet and unassuming. Running errands, looking to be helpful with water or sandwiches or whatever.  Yet she pretends not to hear me when I request a simple cocktail. You might not even notice her. And every year I think the same thing: Still waters run deep

As a formerly shy kid myself, I’ve always liked and trusted the quiet ones.

Thanks, too, to Kira Wizner at Merritt Bookstore. When it all runs smoothly, we don’t notice they are there. But heaven forfend, when there’s a mistake, they stand up and take the heat. Thanks for everything, Kira; you do good work.  

Anyway, it’s a funny thing about these festivals. Sometimes authors will ask me, “How’d it go? How did you do?” And maybe for some the idea is whether you’ve moved product. And, yes, that’s a beautiful thing. Young readers coming up, grabbing your books and racing off with smiles on their faces. It’s great to be popular. And, yeah, to actually have a viable career. To write or illustrate books that people want. It’s not nothing. 

But maybe because I’ve never been that writer with the big bestseller, I’m just a guy who has somehow lasted 40 years in this business, I’ve kind of steered away from measuring “a good day” by that standard. I don’t keep track of how many books I sell. Instead I tend to look at conversations I have, people I meet, the beautiful families that sometimes come along — the parents, the kids, all enjoying themselves, gathered around for a chat. The way those parents stand back and give their children the time and space to explore the books, meet the authors, ask questions, and finally (sometimes agonizingly!) choose one (or three!) for themselves. It warms the heart to see these families, and these young people who are supported and so obviously loved.

And then there’s the story of Jacob . . .

I love when this kind of thing happens. One this day, a reader, Jacob, returned to Poughkeepsie after meeting me at least 2-3 years ago. Back then, he was a cool, confident, upbeat kid. Now he’s even cooler. Yesterday there was that expectant look in his eyes, like, “You remember me, right?” And of course I can’t even find my car in the parking lot. I stammer something. Finally bells go off and the lights turn on: “Jacob! You’re older!” I think he was tearing through my Scary Tales books last we met. Now he’s moved on to Blood Mountain. It’s a good feeling for me, exactly like seeing an old friend. Thanks, Jacob. And thanks, Mom, for the support and the photo and for, you know, Jacob.

Poughkeepsie Children’s Book Festival: Saturday, March 28th!

I won’t bury the lead: Every child under the age of 18 gets a FREE BOOK COUPON worth $15. 

This is a community that puts its money where its mouth is. We all want this next generation to become readers, writers, thinking, book-lovers.

Come join me, and at least 100 other authors and illustrators, for a day that celebrates these core values.

And if you do come, please, stop by my table and say hello!

 

New Author Photo!

I spared expense!

 

It Will All Makes Sense Someday

I visited the Fenimore Art Museum in Cooperstown, NY, to catch up with the “Exploring Calvin and Hobbes” exhibition. It was a nice, small show — just the right size — and a wonderful reminder of the genius of Bill Watterson. The show runs through the end of the year. Catch it if you can.