am a slave not a doormat I will respect those who earn it I am not here to submit or serve everyone but if you can find the secret to my slavery and heart then maybe just maybe I will call You Master.
A subbie�s blackboard�lessons�
i will not carve the flogger handles
i will not spank others
i will not aim for Master�s head
i will not yell safeword in the grocery store
i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer
i will not read and giggle at Master�s logs from the Dom Forum
i will not yell fire everytime Master lights a candle
funny noises are not funny
i will not slap Master with my bra
punishment is not boring or pointless
i will not call Master, Dr. Death
i will not defame the Eugenspeil Society
i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master�s d/s party
i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting
i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum
a burp is not an appropriate response to Master
i will not eat all Master�s m & m�s while he is at work
i will not yell she�s tied up at the subbie forum
Master�s gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet
i will not call Master, spud head, butt head or any kind of head
Masters ARE perfect
mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master
i will NOT wear panties
i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master�s d/s parties
i will not peek out of the blindfold
there is no such thing as �slave immunity�
i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don�t have permission
i did not win an emmy for my last session
i will not hide all Master�s toys
all play and no work does not a good slave make
i will not say �oh Master you�re the bestest and biggest� just to get a spanking
i can not fire Master
my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers
i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips
i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies
i will refrain from saying �hail satan� when i don�t like Master�s orders
i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary
i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master�s clamps
i will not use Master�s bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool
i will not wear Master�s underwear on my head
Master�s dog does not stink
i will not torment the newbies with the violet wand
and last but not least�
i will not use the pages from Master�s Dom Handbook to start the grill
