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I look for someONE special.
A third, yet NOT 3rd place.
The ellusive unicorn.
Creating a pack, of 3.
We are polyamorous.
Having a lot of friends on here, 20-30 pictures of all your friends and buddies, is kind of like being at the 'cool table' at the comic book convention during lunch.
I do not collect pictures, I look for 1 real person.
Oh I have seen them all on here, all of the 7 sluttey dwarven women. There is Sleezy, and Dopey, and Itchy, and Scratchy, and of course Bitcheey, and Need-Ur-Money, and Don't forget Larger than a snow plow tire.
Then there are the me, me, me, me, me, me, women who never ask 1 question about me or us.
Then there are the 'just tell me what to do' women.
We look for intelligence, a brain, a heart, a heart-beat, a soul, something-anything spiritual, vision, inspiration, conversational, and ability to take care of themselves. They don't NEED us, but are wantingn someone like us.
And, I am willing to go without, for a very, very, very long time, until I find the 1 that is going to work.
If we have exchanged 20 e-mails, and most of your e-mails are a sentence or 3, I quit.
If you have been dominated by someone named dom of doms, dumb of doms, master blaster, dragon slayer, or grand poobah -- I do NOT want you.
If you have ever used anything harder than marijuana or Jack Daniels, then I don't want you.
If you have a drug problem, smoke cigarrettes, are addicted to over-the-counter drugs, NO -- not for me. Your 'soul-mate' is somewhere else than this profile.
If you are lazy, expect for me to do everything, want, want, want -- NO.
I am turned on by stimulating conversation, huge boobs, a smile that lasts for days, and someone with empathy.
You must be bisexual. I am NOT, but she IS.
If calling yourself baby-girl is your way of letting the world know that you are well over 300 pounds. Um,. NO!
Bonuses given to those who can count, read, write, spell, type, and speak on the phone -- using complete sentences.
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