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And so it starts again - is there a needle in this haystack????
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Fun loving single submissive girl, very loyal and caring
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Do?i ask too much?

Probably - but, luckily, my name is not Carlsberg!?

If you are looking for a doormat i probably won't please you, but if you are looking for someone bright, (AND blonde!? Can it be true?)?amusing (well i make people laugh...!)and ?good company (apparently)?we might just get on - especially if you like a challenge!

i have been alone too long and am not looking for occasional meets, one offs (often! lol JOKE!) or just a D/s relationship, but the whole?kit and caboodle (are they actually words??)



Oh!? And as an aside, i really REALLY hate text speak!? It is about the only thing that will make me ignore someone and i do so hate to be rude, so please, for my peace of mind...don't!
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I just described the control side of things like being wrapped in a 'big, fluffy blanket' Who knew they made blankets out of whips and chains and nipple clamps?! Lol
Well hello, long time no see..... I have just read something that referred to something called 'Seven Spoons' I have NO idea what this is! :0( Can any of you wonderful people enlighten me please? X
Happy New Year fellow kinksters. I hope this is the year we (i) find our (my) one. In the meantime, i hope we all have fun:0)
FYI - cat claws in nipples....not good! Just sayin'.........
Hanumanasana attempt #1 - non too shabby!
Currently attempting to learn how to do the splits Brave at my age - but still safer than bungee jumping!! (And much safer than squirting pipe cleaner in your eye.....!)
That moment when you sit at the bar and shout out 'tea-bag' And THEN realise the connotations..........
That moment when your boss and work colleague are discussing your newly refurbished dungeon......... If only they knew :0) lol x
Two very nice dates, hope there is a third......
Some interesting facts which have just been shared with me.... 1 The only time you find nice breasts on a skinny woman is when she has purchased them. 2 When you spank a skinny woman it hurts you more than her. 3 It is impossible to fist a woman less than a size 12. 4 When you cane a thin woman she bruises and you cannot get nice welts. 5 Bondage on a thin woman does not work as you have to tie them really tightly so they cannot slip out of the ropes. This makes me happy :0)
He he he I just read my old journal entries. I am a cheerful soul at heart. Sometimes. Apparently :0) Perhaps i should start doing a daily entry again? (Although any entry would do me! BOOM BOOM!) x

So, a guy i have known for eons puts his hand in my hair and pulls my head back with it  to kiss me - albeit briefly!

A friend, nothing more, i hasten to add 

Is this normal?????

Is this how kids today behave? lol

Same old s**t, different day.  Time to have my second head and hump removed i think....

And tonight, boys and girls, i am wearing the much suoght after, but rare fragrance.... Eau de Guinness......!
YAY! got me phone back Now all I have to do is get my poot poot to recognise it...... Any bright ideas? x

BDSM - bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase 'play date....'

Me thinks i shall join a convent - will probably see more action

i could be a nun with a dirty habit.....

Is it a dangerous sport to fill your glass up to the very brim while it is arms length away, then bring it up to your mouth over your keybboard?

The winter nights are gonna fly by this year with this calibre of excitment.....

Why is it that every time my neighbours have visitors they park outside my house?

Not just for a couple of hours, but for the week they are here!

Why should i have to park down the street or round the corner?
Flipping ignoramouses!!!

Just as you feel ready to go back in the water life throws you a curve ball....

DUCK! x

I just made a batch of choc chip cookies YUM! Save me from them please......

And thus far it bought:

A mountain of washing (ironing can wait)

Rain

Fog

Heating on(???)

Disappointment

A slight hangover

The need to kick myself repeatedly in the derrier!

 

And so the weekend comes around again

i wonder what wonders it will bring......

What we all got planned then? x

9.75? 9.75????

Reads like my old school reports - has the ability, must try harder!

*Bottom lip quivers........foot stomp, foot stomp, foot stomp....*

And why, pray tell, is the whole world asleep when i am awake????

One of lifes mysteries/jokes!

Why is it, some days, and for no apparent reason, you just start feeling cr**py?

:o(

So many disillusioned people on here these days. 

Think i will make it my new hobby - convincing people that not everyone is a scammer/liar/wannabe/freak or pretender

Of course, i am all of them!

i suspect there is a super hero in there somewhere, what to call myself.......?

This weekend i cut my first wisdom tooth

i'm all growed up :o)

New lappy?  Check

Router?  Check

Talk to each other?  Better chance of getting an English based customer service number! 

Still, new power pack fits old lappy so all is well

(expensive way of getting a new power pack mind.......Still, what's a girl to do?)

YAY!  new lappy should be here soon

Then all i have to do is set it up

Wonder if i can find me software?

Wonder if it will work if i do?

Don't ya just love living on the edge - teetering on the precipice of danger? 

Never knowing......

Power pack on laptop is lying on it's back with it's wee legs in the air (glad something round here is!) 

Means i will be off line till i get a new one - laptop that is..(except at work of course!)

Normal service will be resumed ASAP

i'll miss you all x

*sue wanders off sniffling and weeping a touche.....*

Merry Christmas everybody.......

Thought process upon waking this Saturday morn....

'OMG i'm late for work...'

Jump out of bed

'It's Saturday!'

*grin*

Jump back into bed

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Kids today,,,, TSK! 

What happened to the easy life?   The days of Annie Walker and Bet?????? 

Long gone, and i miss them....... x

Funny how you look at things every day, then suddenly see them differently... 

Check list in the office, and i kid you not these two are listed together... 

weights & pegs

 

 

Well it's Thursday

And now it is a WET Thursday Humpf :o(

The boys surrounded me this morning and pinned me to my bed

i had no means of escape

They made me late for work

i LOVE my cats :O)

 

i think i just spelt 'masquerade' correctly in a mail!

Today is going to be a GOOD day! lol

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime

Beautiful sentiment, and one which i firmly believe.

So explain the ones that come into your (real) life only to disappear, mess you around or hurt you? 

Its Monday, i'm bored....What to do, what to do???? 

Maybe i should blow dry the cat? He would look cute in curlers. Wonder how that would go?  Wander if i would have any skin left?  

Hmmmm......maybe i will forgo that experiment!

He's a soggy moggy!

Courtesy of a rather bleugh day i fell head first into the choccy tin!  Now need a good thrashing to ensure i don't crawl back in there....

i like bananas! 

i have no idea why i feel the need to share that particular snippet of information, it bears no resemblance to anything other than i have just enjoyed my lunch
Followed by a banana! 

Now, all i need to do is keep out of the choccy tin.....Any suggestions?