Brm brm noises are
genetically predisposed
by the brm brm gene
on the Y chromosome.

Little girls rarely speak
this very strange sound.

Little boys know it
without being taught.

Four wheeled vehicles trigger
brm ! brm ! while being pushed
across the floorl As soon as
he sees one every little boy
knows to say “Brm ! Brm !”

Little brother has no big
brothers to teach him
only big sisters who do not
say “Brm ! Brm !” as they
draw pictures and dance
around in princess dresses.

Yet he still knows to say
“Brm ! Brm !” when pushing
his trucks across the floor.


Previously posted February 2018.