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The Wit’s Guide to Imperialism
Or, duck and cover
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The Wit’s Guide to Razzle Dazzle
Or, truth on a bender
Jan 8
The elbow pie of AI
Plus, the Oath of Lasagna
Jan 1
The Wit's Guide to Diaries
Or, embroidered ego
Dec 25, 2025
The Wit’s Guide to Elsewhere
Or, fomo sapiens
Dec 18, 2025
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When to hoist the black flag 🏴
Apr 9, 2020
The memeification of Dr. Johnson
Apr 23, 2020
Forms of wit, ranked
Jun 3, 2021
The Wit’s Guide to Cool
Oct 9, 2025
The Wit’s Guide to Saunas
Or, a sensation of invincibility
Dec 11, 2025
The Wit’s Guide to Sharpening Pencils
Or, hastening the ethereal void
Dec 4, 2025
The Wit’s Guide to Secret Languages
Or, argot to be kidding
Nov 27, 2025
The Wit’s Guide to Manifestos
Or, brain rattlers
Nov 20, 2025
The Wit’s Guide to Slop
Or, gruel with chunks
Nov 13, 2025
The Wit’s Guide to Cringe
Or, outsourced shame
Nov 6, 2025
The Wit’s Guide to Brain Rot
Or, six seven situationism
Oct 30, 2025
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