November 17th, 2009 (05:48 pm)
current location: Shadaloo, mah room
current song: Damn Yankees- High Enough
current mood: groggy
I was operated yesterday and, actually I recieved a new title 'Iron lady'. I recieved only local anaesthesia cuz I refused to have opiate abbocaths and stuff and during the surgery all I did was telling the surgeons some jokes from the show ' Total Asylum' and they were lolz-ed. I guess I became their favourite XD The truth is I believe it's gay to show how much it hurts- when you scream and complain this won't reduce the pain, so the trick is just to think about funny stuff and pretend to be hardass. After the operation, the first thing I did was search for some wireless, but the envelopement was dildos I the net disconnected me every two minutes. After that I watched FlashForward and it really bored me, so I tried to sleep inspite of the pain and I dreamt about playing ' Street Fighter IV' XD Yup, I'm a psycho, I know that.
Anywaaaays, I'm home now for a homethreatment for a whole week, but the most dildos is that tomorrow I HAVE to go to Cookin' technology class at the university, cuz the professor doesn't care if you're well, dead or whatever. She's a total nazi, I like her :D
However, I can still do stupid things so I will tag you with something really idiotic, which - of course- I created.
Beware the evil mastermind of cretiniac humour:
Sometimes my boredom gives birth to really lame things, and due to that fact, i'll start a tagging thing and I'll bother some people to do it (under the threat of me singing them emo-rap-jazz in their shower while they're taking a bath.)
Questionz:
#1 Solve the casus. What would you do:
1- if some aliens abducted you, performed an anal probe to you and returned you home. Fifteen times!
2- if you discovered that Santa, wizards, elfs, the Boogyman and Obama weren't real?
3- if you were teleported in the ghetto with a nazi uniform? (tough one)
4- if you ended in a marijuana field with no lighter?
5- if you recieved 40 tons of white underpants for your birthday?
6- if you had the magic power to pee pure Russian vodka?
7- if you were a sworn smoker in a submarine?
8- if this year's New Year was on Friday the 13th
9- if your boy/girlfriend confessed he/she was gay on you Weddingday. (Remember- he'she and his/her lover has in total: 5000 life, 4000 mana, 14-th level skills and 768 defense given by armour items. Moreover, the Priest is a Warlock with comministic ideals, and on the other hand you were only trained in the Russian army in a secret anti-turkish-folklore-music squad for 20 years. You have 3000 life, 1000 mana, a water gun and a broken Ibanez-with-4000V-electricity guitar bought from the nearest Armenian chirch in exchange of 2 packs of cigarettes for kids)
10- if someone stole all of your clothes 37 seconds before your fav band's concert you paid $1000, an apartament in Afganistan and your car to see.
#2 Time to go the lab and create!
1- A peace-making destructive weapon. What would that be?
2- A character that can replace all Santa, the Buggyman, The Toothfairy and George Bush. Give him all the superpowers and styling you want.
3- The perfect politician. (Hhhahaahahaah! I said... perfect... and politian... in one sentence... lolz!)
4- The perfect way to cover a crime, when a guy kills 500 people in the Mall, showing middle fingers in front of the CNN camera and throwing shoes at the cops. You're his lawyer.
5- The best title for a Horror porn Sci Fi movie.
6- A device for eternal pleasure (no matter what you call ';pleasure';)
7- A question, even more stupid than mines.
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