I didn’t watch the STV leaders’ debate as we had visitors, which meant I missed the moment that Malcolm Offord torpedoed Reform UK’s “We’re the party which is opposed to the elite” schtick. It was always bollocks, but on Tuesday night Offord slipped up. When you are cos-playing as the party which is on the side of ordinary people and pretending you understand their struggles in a cost of living crisis – which you unconvincingly blame on immigrants – what you don’t do is to make a play of your own great wealth and privilege, but that’s exactly what Offord did. He obviously believed that telling the Scottish Green co-leader Ross Greer that he had six houses, five cars and six boats was a flex and a power move, what it really did was to expose how hopelessly out of touch Offord is with the concerns of working class people. I thought Reform UK was supposed to be against small boats, or are they only OK when they’re owned by white multi-millionaires?
After boasting about his six houses, five, cars and six boats, Offord pointedly asked Ross Greer if he would not like more people like Offord in Scotland. Offord thought this was his gotcha moment, the moment he exposed the Scottish Greens as being anti-wealth, but he really just exposed his own greed and selfish acquisitiveness. Ross Greer replied “No” he doesn’t want more greedy and selfish people like Offord, pointing out that there are three times as many holiday and second homes in Scotland than there are children in homeless families. Walk along any high street in Scotland’s towns and cities and you’ll see homeless people begging in the street, a legacy of the Conservatives whom Offord was happy to support and to take a peerage from before he defected to Reform in pursuit of the seat in Holyrood the Tories never got him. Yet having been a prominent supporter of and donor to the political party which created the UK’s epidemic of homelessness, Offord boasts about his six houses.
Scottish Tory MP Andrew Bowie was dogged by the nickname Six Chips after he posted a pic of his taxpayer subsidised House of Commons dinner on Twitter with a caption about enjoying traditional fish and chips but the accompanying photo was of a posh restaurant’s idea of a fish supper, featuring an artistically arranged pile of precisely six symmetrically cut chips. Six Chips Bowie became shorthand for how out of touch and entitled the Tories are. Now along comes Six Hooses Offord saying – Hold my Dom Pérignon. You couldn’t ask for a better example of lording it over the little people.
No one needs two houses, and most certainly no one needs six. You can only drive one car at a time and no one needs five of them. It’s just greed and conspicuous consumption. Offord indulges himself in the acquisition of expensive property in order to fill the vacuum in his soul. Offord treats himself to costly toys while kids go hungry and people huddle on cardboard in shop doorways as he and his party demand tax cuts which will enable people like him to buy even more rich boys’ shiny toys and devastate the battered public services on which those hungry kids and homeless people depend.
There has not been a public figure who has revealed themselves to be so out of touch amidst poverty and so blind to their own wealth and privilege since Marie Anoinette said “Let them eat six chips.” Yet this is the guy who was hand picked by Nigel Farage to head a hard right populist political revolt in Scotland. The tone deaf privilege oozes from every pore – from both Farage and his multiply be-hoosed messenger boy in Scotland.
Farage has been referred to the Parliamentary Standards watchdog after he was forced to admit taking a £5 million gift from a Thai based billionaire, purportedly to boost his personal security, and, you know, to stop people asking awkward questions about the source of funding for his house in Clacton. Farage bleated about how he needed the cash as the Home Office will not pay his security, whining: “I’m very much on my own and will be for the rest of my life, and I have to face up to that grim reality.” Boo hoo. Farage has built a career and made a fortune out of making other people feel unsafe and unwelcome in Britain. Maybe he can go and hide out in one of Malkie’s six hooses.
It’s safe to say that Offord’s revelation has not gone down well. BBC Reporting Scotland took a wee break from pushing Labour attack lines about the SNP and asked Anas Sarwar about millionaire Lord Malcolm Offord admission of his multiple hooses. Unsurprisingly BBC reporter Andrew Kerr failed to point out that Sarwar is also a millionaire and like Reform, the Labour party is funded by other millionaires and billionaires.
However, to be fair to Malcolm Offord, I don’t think he’s hated because he’s successful, it’s because he’s a tone deaf opportunistic hypocrite who sold what passes for his soul to the frog faced fascist Farage and is happy to turn a blind eye to racism if it means he can add a seat in Holyrood to the collection of expensive furniture in his six houses.
Offord may be rich enough to own six houses, five cars, and six boats, but he still felt the need to claim significant expenses from the public purse for attending the House of Lords. Between December 2024 and June 2025, he claimed £34,340, which included over £23,000 in daily allowances and £9,598 in travel expenses. That’s over seven times the maximum a severely disabled person could claim in Personal Independence Payment or Scottish Adult Disability Payment over the same period. But upkeep on all those houses isn’t cheap.
Farage pockets millions in “personal security” gifts from a Thailand-based crypto billionaire, while Offord boasts six houses, five high end cars, six boats and a portfolio of stocks and shares. These aren’t exactly men of the people. They ARE the elite they claim to stand against. Whose interests will they really serve? If you think a man who got a peerage from the Tories after showering them with a six figure donation will work in the interests of Easterhouse or Castlemilk, I’ve got a six chip fish supper to sell you for fifty quid.
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