28 February 2023 @ 12:02 pm
- Mon, 12:08: As someone who doesn’t travel, it’s easy to forget that #Michigan things don’t exist everywhere. I wish *I* could have seen the look on my face when a stranger from out-of-state asked “What’s a Vernor.” I…what? What does the rest of the country drink when they’re sick?
- Mon, 12:21: Me: Idiots are making life worse for trans ppl for no good reason. My #MAGA Cousin: They’re mutilating children!!! Me: They’re not. No one is performing sex change surgeries on chi—wait, aren’t your sons circumcised? MMC: What does *that* have to do with anything? Me: 🙄
- Mon, 13:48: I was saying recently that we humans need not fear #ArtificialIntelligence. But today I learned that these Chatbot thingys utilize forced rhyme. FORCED RHYME!!! We're through the looking glass here, people. https://t.co/nDw1H9Vu1v
- Mon, 14:27: RT @davidhogg111: Talked with a Professor at Harvard Law yesterday about this. Can confirm. https://t.co/mYsZUMYrvq
- Mon, 14:30: The word Mr Hogg forgot here is "absolute." The right to own a gun is not, nor should it ever be, absolute. https://t.co/2zrsBVrPN7
- Tue, 01:10: Update: A whole 5 of you's decided to test me. Enjoy your Emails from Marjorie Traitor Greene, Jim Jordan, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, CPAC, and some bullshit Tukkker Carlson is up to among others. I warned y'all. I was very clear. https://t.co/P6A4Dc0Wqb
- Tue, 01:52: Wordle 619 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
- Tue, 08:20: RT @EdKrassen: For months Republicans claimed that Biden had received the Presidential debate questions in advance. As it turns out, Rupert…
27 February 2023 @ 12:00 pm
26 February 2023 @ 12:03 pm
- Sun, 03:13: Wordle 617 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
25 February 2023 @ 07:52 pm
- Fri, 19:58: Honestly, I'm not sure any of us are ready for how shocked and horrified we'll all be if Mike Pence really does testify about 1/6. The thought of the Vice President of the United States telling secret service guys "I'm not getting in that car," is...terrifying.
- Fri, 20:21: RT @EdKrassen: BREAKING: A Train derailed in Washington, killing 3 people, injuring 62, and causing $40 million in damage. Biden & Pete But…
- Sat, 00:12: Wordle 616 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
- Sat, 12:36: Working M-F has given me a profound appreciation for weekends.
- Sat, 16:57: I guess Scott Adams was so determined to prove cancel culture exists, that he’s made a complete ass of himself. Again. Now he’s blackballed. Now he has all the time in the world to ponder why he’s so ascared of Black folk. https://t.co/MwRV1IsoCa
- Sat, 17:35: It’s #girlscoutcookie time. So here’s your annual reminder to take one sleeve of Thin Mints, Crumble them up and mix them in boxed brownie batter. Bake as normal. You’re welcome.
- Sat, 18:50: Hey @hulu, I'm trying to cancel you so I can sign up through my @AppleTV account. But your site says I have to change my password--but it won't send me the code. It's kinda shady that you'd make it this difficult to cancel an account. JS
24 February 2023 @ 01:49 pm
- Fri, 01:12: Wordle 615 4/6 ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
- Fri, 11:40: #CocaineBear Vs #WinnieThePoohBloodAndHoney This time, it’s not at all personal.
- Fri, 12:11: My new Friday horror piece just went up at @Patreon. Can you even believe I’m offering a new short scary thing every week starting at just $5 a month? I KNOW, right? New piece drops today, titled: The Boy Who Burned Down the World. You’ll never guess who it’s about. https://t.co/dYmVu5mu1G
- Fri, 13:32: Did you know that Kyra Schon, the girl from Night of the Living Dead, makes jewelry & sells it on Etsy? 🧟♀️🧟🧟♂️ It’s hella dope. That’s my logo my hubs made me for #horror stuff. I love that necklace. There’s only 1 in the world, plus it looks like there’s a curse on it. 🥰 https://t.co/CXpFJqu4kB
23 February 2023 @ 08:56 pm
- Thu, 03:26: Wordle 614 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
- Thu, 05:31: I swear, the next one of my liberal buddies who sends me the #CocaineBear trailer with a Don jr joke attached is getting signed up for @GOP eMail blasts: Eduardo Raphael Cruz, Nimrata Radhawa, whatever George Santos’ real name is…all of ‘em. Think I’m kidding? Try me.
- Thu, 06:29: Website recently discovers that Ben Stein has been a conservative since the 80s. But honestly, what’s up with all these GOP dudes constantly complaining about food mascots not being f*ckable anymore? You were NEVER supposed to want that, fellas. https://t.co/6EBIdLd3Bo
- Thu, 19:55: The @DoorDash driver as he realizes I’m not walking out to his car and he has to get out & put my poke bowl in my hands. Don’t worry, he got a nice tip and a nickelbag of Blue Dream. https://t.co/Tl5Alt97vM https://t.co/oFSOvRlqlU
22 February 2023 @ 08:26 pm
- Wed, 09:12: Readers know that #EvilDead is one of my least favorite franchises in all of horror. I can’t help it. But since Bubba Ho Tep doesn’t have its own holiday, I like to acknowledge @GroovyBruce on Ash Wednesday anyway. You da man, Bruce! #Ashley
21 February 2023 @ 10:59 pm
- Tue, 13:09: New gig at work began as hopelessly overwhelming. But it turns out that Media Coordinator is right in my skill set. Plus I’m doing like, two interviews a week now. I’ll be famous in no time. I bet it will suck!
- Tue, 13:14: In case y’all don’t know, my first job out of college was for ACORN in Detroit. So…I’m delighted to wish a hardy Fuck You to James O’Keefe, whose own media company just booted him out on his lying ass. Good riddance to a sleazy grasping POS. https://t.co/5iSdErccu7
- Tue, 14:44: Not sure the point of so much hatred for Melania Trump. She's had sex with the grossest, most abusive, most proudly unfaithful person I can think of. Surely she's been punished enough?
- Tue, 20:14: So, @DonaldJTrumpJr has a magazine that's like #MAGA Field and Stream (& Guns & Guns & Guns!). Their new shirt is a guy jumping over a brick wall and apparently breaking into a country club to go fishing? A celebration of white dudes doing crime for fun, I guess. #WTF 🙄 https://t.co/HZ1tsJhCFH
20 February 2023 @ 12:23 pm
- Sun, 12:31: I cannot remember the last time the #USA went a week without a mass shooting. I don’t know why I’m surprised. I live in a country where there are still throngs of morons who think COVID hasn’t actually made anyone die. #MAGA?
- Sun, 13:08: My MAGA Cousin: If you hate guns so much, why are there bullet holes on the book cover? Me: You know I own a gun, & the #book has an assassination attempt in it. MMC: But your book glorifies guns; it should be banned! Me: You wanna ban books about guns but not actual guns? 🤯 https://t.co/4k78ywvW82
- Sun, 13:22: Damn. RIP Richard Belzer. I loved you as the pimp enforcer in Night Shift. 😂🤣 #DetectiveMunch
- Sun, 13:45: You know those rich jags plotting to steal your #SocialSecurity? This is what they want it for—to pass around to their already-rich buddies. https://t.co/rWoomBSgAb
- Sun, 14:21: Daaaayum. Katie Porter pwning some GOP fools. Who was she glaring at? https://t.co/2UyFl8NSby
- Sun, 16:59: You know what? Every election worker who was threatened with violence should get a fat cut of the money these monsters made slandering them and the government, and all of democracy. Oh, Sean Hannity and Tukkker Carlson in particular are welcome to fuck off into the sun. https://t.co/SbTdAegE5V https://t.co/wOttKYl5h7
- Mon, 01:17: JFC, #TheLastOfUs What in the hell was THAT?!? #TheLastOfUsHBO #Heartbroken #Again
- Mon, 01:43: Wordle 611 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
- Mon, 08:28: Reminder: @seanhannity deserves to be penniless & miserable. He & his ilk all got vaxxed while telling ignorant viewers not to. They used real meds when they got COVID & pretended otherwise to those gullible saps. He knew T lost the election & lied about that too—for years. 🖕🏻 https://t.co/fhNzId9KIO
- Mon, 09:20: This Friday’s new horror thing is already scheduled—because I am adulting like a MF of late. https://t.co/YOUP1MueDo
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19 February 2023 @ 12:00 pm
- Sun, 00:27: H: We gotta watch the Tetris trailer! Me: I’m sorry, the WHAT now? *watches* Me: Holy crap, they’re talking about Nyet. People look at me like I’m insane when I call it Nyet!
- Sun, 01:35: Seriously, Wordle? Wordle 610 5/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩