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Mon, Feb. 12th, 2007, 06:52 pm
ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





















IF YOU ARE A SELF-DESCRIBED ANIME NERD, FREAK, GEEK OR OBSESSIVE FAN:















I NEED YOUR HELP.











THIS YEAR THE HALIFAX WEST IMPROV TEAM MIGHT BE USING JAPANESE ANIME AS OUR "GENRE" EVENT, WHEREIN A SCENE WILL BE PERFORMED IN THE STYLE OF JAPANESE ANIME. SO, WHAT I NEED FROM ALL THE ANIME FANS OUT THERE ARE CERTAIN ELEMENTS THAT NO ANIME WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT. BE IT CHARACTER ARCHETYPES, SETTINGS, STORY ARCS, PLOT TWISTS, WHATEVER: YOU GOT IT, THE HALIFAX WEST IMPROV TEAM NEEDS THEM.

THE MORE CLICHE THE BETTER!




THANKS IN ADVANCE EVERYONE.

PEACE LOVERS :D

Mon, Feb. 5th, 2007, 10:34 pm
FACEBOOK USERS...

Anyone who has Facebook, this is for you...

"Keep Your Fucking Hand Down in Lecture and Shut Up. No One Cares." is one funny Facebook group. Oh man. Now, there are a lot of assholes in this group, but, when you get such gems such as this:

[Discussion about questions that other students have asked during a lecture.]

"OK, so we all know that Martin Luther King Jr. was the first black president of the USA, but what else did he do?"

OR

"Girl 1: I dont want to sound dumb....im scared to ask u this...
Girl 2: I don't care, its fine whatever.
Girl 1: So like, omg,*blush*, like ummm, did like, Jesus die before or after the Holocaust? "

OR

"So, did Jesus die of cancer or something?"

OR

"Student: Teacher, why can't I see the sky on the map?"

I mean, how can you go wrong?

http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2216613701

JOIN.

Peace.


EDIT:

TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

"if you were born on the sun would you technically be alive for a split second?"

"well the mother could never get to the sun to give birth"

"i know that, but TECHNICALLY, if she COULD get to the sun would you be alive for a split second after being born?"

Wed, Jan. 24th, 2007, 10:16 pm

I love it when someone goes on MSN and makes their username:

"LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE".

I mean, because whenever I go on MSN, it is not as if I had the intention of, I don't know, talking.

Peace everyone.

- craig

Sun, Jan. 14th, 2007, 09:00 pm

So I just found out that in a little over a year and a half, I'm going to be turning 19 on a Saturday. If that doesn't kick a lot of ass I don't know what does.

So, anyways, be sure to book off:


SATURDAY, July 19th, 2008.

because Lord knows it's going to be a good time.

Yet, if you are unable to wait that long to celebrate some anniversary of my birth (I don't know why you would feel such a vehement need, but just in case, all the more power to ya), I am happy to announce that January 19th is my half birthday. 17 and a half baby.

Peace lovers.

- craig

Sat, Jan. 6th, 2007, 06:49 pm
"We're pretty cute for two ugly people", eh? Well, my dear, that is just loser talk.

I had promised myself, with every ounce of my being, that nothing, and I meant nothing, was going to get me to follow the huge mass of people that have joined Facebook, because, personally, I care very little about Myspace as it is.

Well, I had kept up said defiant vigil until a friend I hadn't spoke with in well over a year and a half sent me a friend request, and well -- you win this one Facebook -- and so I joined...

OK, to deflect any rumors, it is decent. Now, it's not FANTASTIC like how everyone seemed to have been going on to me, but, on the other hand, it is not the Anti-Christ all the Myspacers have been touting it around as.

The only thing I cannot stand for the life of me though, is the fact that Facebook feels this seemingly innate need to declare EVERYTHING that anyone you even vaguely know is doing! It's like when you are at a party and all the drunks feel it is there duty to announce every single, goddamn thing they are doing or about to do:

"I'MMA GONNA USE THE BATHROOM! YES, THAT IS CORRRRECT! I'M BREAKING THE MOTHERFUCKING SEAL!!!!!"

And then they seemingly pretend to direct air traffic as they point their way to the bathroom.

Anyways, Facebook really isn't that bad, but do not expect it to rekindle your faith in the Internet!

Peace lovers :D

- craig

Thu, Jan. 4th, 2007, 07:52 pm
Real men do not need their parents help to set up a Nintendo Entertainment System.

If you know what is good for you, you will follow this link to watch something, maybe even witness something:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ApypJw-JAI&mode=related&search=

Peace lovers.

- craig

Tue, Jan. 2nd, 2007, 01:01 am

Guess who's back bitches?



It's Craig.


And, just like my new userpic shows, I'm here to kick ass and take names like it's my J. O. FUCKING B.





Sorry about that, but you know me, I like to make those dramatic introductions.

Anyways, I figured that the New Year is as good as time as any to get back into the LJ universe, and so, well, here I am.

New Year's Eve was pretty fun I must admit. Got a little drunk, played drunk Uno, went streaking: all in all a classic New Year's Eve party here in Nova Scotia.




Well, here's hoping to hear from you all. Peace lovers.

Mon, Jun. 19th, 2006, 10:40 am
Craig is too good for Subject lines... BITCHESSSSS

The only thing that has been keeping me sane for the past few weeks, while studying for exams, has been 15-minute all-out techno dance parties.


















Exams are almost done lovers. That means I'll be once leaving the house again, and thus I'll need to hang out with you all. Don't be strangers this summer! I want to hear from you all!

Peace :D

P.S> Nothing is better cool-down to a techno party than the song "Veruca Salt et Frank Black" by Vincent Delerm.

Mon, May. 29th, 2006, 07:58 pm
My tentacale is a weapon.

A little known fact is that there is a very thin line between a serious question and a joke question. For even though they are quite polar, if a question does come within close proximity of this line, there is really no turning back.

This exact type of question was posed to me today.

It doesn't really matter who asked me this question (most of you probably don't even know who this is), but the point that you must understand is that this guy was completely and utterly serious.


"Craig, can I ask you something?"

"Ok, shoot."

"Well, I'm starting to plan out my Halloween costume, and I gotta ask you something."

"Alright, let's hear it."

*Realizes it's at least 5 months till Halloween*

"Ok, you see, I'm doing this Dr. Octopus costume, and I'm planning on outfitting it with movable arms that would be controlled by a lever, and I was just wondering if this would considered a weapon."

*Begins to laugh*

"Because, you know, I gotta get started on the plans."

*Realizes he is completely serious*

"Well, ummm...., I guess, you know, as long as you were in complete control of the arms, you would be alright."

"Ok thanks, I just wanted to be sure before I tried it out in front of someone at school."





Honestly, I wish I was lying.

Peace lovers.

Tue, May. 16th, 2006, 11:29 pm
I'm a colour reporter...

Best way to end a day?


Finding an awesome New Order song you didn't know you had.


"Temptation" -New Order

So nice.

Peace lovers.

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