BY THE SCROTUM OF ZEUS
I LIVE. Don't get your hopes up though, i'm not UNdead, just NOT dead.
As some of you are aware, i was arrested almost 2 months ago for having fun. Apparently it is illegal to have fun on someone else's property without their consent, abandoned or not.
HOWEVER. During said arrest, the police decided it was in their best interest to STEAL MY PHONE. I'm not shitting you. They stole my phone. It was "Missing for a week" and then "Logged as Evidence" once me and my lawyer made a hullabaloo about it. So Madam Lawyer Lady said that I should be getting it back soon, which is good because the damn thing is a 400 dollar phone.
And once we got past the whole "Human sacrifice with occult summonings" thing out of the way, the justice system seems to be working my way! Hooray!
And because some people aren't feeling well, i have to write a story. HERE IT GOES
Once upon a time there was a ....aw shit I lost the beat. okay. Give me a few minutes to recoup my inspiration.
As some of you are aware, i was arrested almost 2 months ago for having fun. Apparently it is illegal to have fun on someone else's property without their consent, abandoned or not.
HOWEVER. During said arrest, the police decided it was in their best interest to STEAL MY PHONE. I'm not shitting you. They stole my phone. It was "Missing for a week" and then "Logged as Evidence" once me and my lawyer made a hullabaloo about it. So Madam Lawyer Lady said that I should be getting it back soon, which is good because the damn thing is a 400 dollar phone.
And once we got past the whole "Human sacrifice with occult summonings" thing out of the way, the justice system seems to be working my way! Hooray!
And because some people aren't feeling well, i have to write a story. HERE IT GOES
Once upon a time there was a ....aw shit I lost the beat. okay. Give me a few minutes to recoup my inspiration.