It's the Lesbian Bowl!

Tina is having a bad day. But she sure looks good.

And she does.That professional look is great on her. But yes, she needed to be blamed so she could threaten to Kill Jenny (copyright of Ilene).




Aaron is a douchebag.

What a shit.




Shenny is a reality.

And I love it. I know it will implode soon enough. But damn, they are really cute together.



And Shenny is a crazy, possessive-breast-holding, kissing and sexy thing.

Jenny, let the boob go. Step away from the boob. And Shane has a very adorable after-sex smile, quite fetching. Yes... I love this crazy relationship, whether it is as friends or more.




Okay, yea. Shane is hot when she is sexing up Jenny - she is quite sweet.

Just kinda reiterating here... Hehehe. It's sweet! Watch it and melt! I dare you to not melt! (Yea, all you anti-Shenny folks just ignore that dare.)




Little monkey? And Alice's face is the funniest thing ever.

Jenny is playing a game and I don't like it, but... that's Jenny. She has to act this way. Crazy damn Jenny. But Alice is a real treat during this whole thing - the sheer horror on her face is beyond comical. It is as if she has seen Godzilla making out with a giant rabbit.




Text messages are the best way to deliver news that freaks you out. And this music is from a 50's after-school special... until it becomes The Ting Tings again.

The Ting Tings are awesome. They make all shows better. And that is the fastest text message in the world, man! All of California will know of Shenny.



Helena. Tina. Tasha. Bette. Kit.

Besides Kit having the delayed reaction (ie - post menopausal women do not know how to operate cellphones apparently), Helena's reaction to Shenny is made of win. As is Bette's. Jennifer Beals has a great laugh. And, dude, Tina loves the word 'fuck'.



Alice is a cute snoop. So is Helena. And Shane thinks Jenny is a good kisser.

She is just right there, by the door, doing the play-by-play for Helena. Silly lesbians. And a big ol' awwwwww at Shane's comment. Have I wondered if Jenny is a good kisser? Well, not really. But I am glad to know. Knowledge is power.



Bette says train wreck like she knows about those things.

And boy does she ever. Her life has been one trainwreck after another with a few breaks in the caboose. Or something like that. Hey! I didn't really think out this metaphor.



Oh Jodi. Oh Bette. You guys are a big fucking mess.

The bitterness is so massive between these two. Not that I don't get it, because I do. Jodi is hurt and embittered. Bette is, like usual, reaping what she sows. And Bette will pay for all this. Which is... I don't like it, but it obviously cannot be avoided with this character.



Man, Alice and Jenny are a damn trainwreck. Jenny is Donald Trump. A bitchy Donald Trump.

Why? Why, Jenny, must you dig the hole and then throw yourself in it? I know you like to bury yourself to the neck, but now you are covering up your own head. I blame bad writing (no, not your writing, Jenny, but whomever is writing this season). I kept waiting for Jenny to yell 'You're fired!' at Alice.



It was Tina, in the kitchen, with soy milk and a coffee maker!

In this mysterious game of lesbian-Clue, our present suspect is Tina Kennard. She stares at the future murder victim with a lot of malice. Word to the wise - don't grind coffee beans when someone is talking to you! It might just get you killed.



Shenny is not a reality, but it is very real. Yea, make sense of that one.

That is Shane and Alice talking. I was very distracted by Shane's woolen cap. I know I wear mine to manage my fucked-up hair... but, Shane, what is your excuse? And ooh, Shane didn't just like Jenny's kissing, she liked her lovin'. Alice looks like she wants to dive into her bland looking yogurt.



Jodi vs. Bette, complete with fast moving hands and "dyke drama". And nachos... Nah, that's just me.

Mmmmm, nachos. Wait, where was I? Oh yea, the anger of former lovers continues. Is it just me or is Phyllis talking very deliberately in this exchange? Is she doing this because of Jodi's deafness?



Even if Shenny is not a reality, it is very sexy.

And cute! I almost wish it was not cute, 'coz then I wouldn't get crushed by the inevitable end of craziness. Thought they were going to cuddle for a second there, but sex is just as lovely.



Alice can do serious. Daytime television is not down with that.

And she is not flaring her nostrils at all. It was always a fact that Alice can be serious, it is just not her first impulse. Remember Dana? That was serious stuff.
Meh, daytime t.v. blows anyway.



Why is Tina getting these looks? Oh right, the stolen negative of Lez Girls/The Girls/Girls, Girls, Girls!

Where is Motley Crue when you need them? Tina looks mighty uncomfortable and someone is setting her up. I think if Tina is going to kill anyone, it should be Aaron.



Bette becomes even hotter in a real bar. And she loses another job because of her hot ass.

She is the definition of sex. I'd like to run into a chick like that in a dive bar. I digress. Bette's sexy ways are getting her into trouble. Again. And again. Sheesh. Not all the drinks in the world will stop that in her life. 'Coz this is Bette - the James Bond of L.A.



Nadia is a phantom ho.

And with her ghostly hand, she reaches out to ruin a career... or help it along to ruin with Bette's sexy actions.



Bette + peanuts + Phyllis = BEST. SCENE. EVER. Hilarious.

This is the SHIT! Seriously. Bette is so oblivious and Phyllis is leaning so far. Oh man. I can't do it justice. Go find this episode and watch it just for this moment.



Helena gets a floral arrangement from Dylan. And a tired line.

You go, Helena! Don't fall for that shit - even if it includes hot sex! Give that flower to some other girl! Yea! ...You are hot, Helena. Angry or not.



Great, a chance for Tasha and Alice to fight over nothing.

That is all they do. And I don't like it at all. It sucks.



Don't jump, unhappy gal... Don't do it. Alice saves the day.

And she didn't jump. I am proud of Alice. Takes a lot to stand up for what is right and what is good, to lose your job, to incur hatred from people who don't even know you. Homophobia is the last excuse for discrimination in our world, the last accepted form of discrimination.
Fucking pisses me off. *steps off soapbox*



Kit gets some screen time, for a second or something. And spies the new love-birds.

Kit, regulated to jive-talking. Pam Grier needs to bust a cap into someone, get all Cleopatra Kit on some asses. Her delayed reaction to Shenny is cute, too.



Girls coming together and laughing together. That was brilliant. Really and truly.

Very nice. I like when they all come together like this. Bette cannot contain her laughter at all and Shenny enter separately, to much more snickering and knowing looks. Great looks between TiBette and Shenny. This whole scene is excellent. Very lighthearted.



Touchdown, score! Shenny wins the night! ...At least until next Sunday.

In a balcony like Romeo and Juliet, with the whole gang watching (but trying not to watch).
And like Romeo and Juliet, there will be death.
The preview speaks of the insanity to come. Jenny, step away from Shane's room. Jenny... just step away.