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GUH... holy mother of... I mean, WOW... [thud]

A few things you need to know before you continue:

1 - There is a Xena convention going on right now.

2 - Lucy Lawless is incredibly sexy.

3 - Sit down. If you are standing, you might pass out and hurt yourself. And if you are laying down, well... you might not finish looking at this entry as you might get distracted (hint hint).

If you want more, go here and/or here.









Catholic school-girl gets blindfolded by hot lady. Oh my.





Though you cannot see it too well, hot lady is being held in an interesting position by Catholic school-girl. Decidedly below the belt. Ohhhhh my.





Catholic school-girl becomes Patti Smith... and it is good.





Catholic school-girl still trying to be good... and virginal... and not at all lesbian.





Catholic school-girl falls in love with hot lady, who is an emcee. And they kiss. Like all good bad girls do. (OMG!)





And they keep kissing... and kissing... and HOLY SHIT, WTF AM I DOING IN NC???





Is there anything I can really say? What words are good enough to cover the amount of joy I get from a photograph like this? Oh Lucy, you own us all - but you really have us lesbians in your back-pocket <3





And as I end this post, Lucy is left wondering where the rest of us are and why are we not at The Pleasuredome...