Ursa PMC

Sick of your fake modern life? Sick of working 40+ hours a week just so you can afford to live in a commie-block surrounded by people who scream at each other at one in the morning?

Get away to the beautiful, sunny desert with Ursa PMC, and develop real, useful life skills such as:

• Killing people from poorer countries
• Not being killed by poor people
• Using your rifle as a crowbar
• Resisting the homosexual urges after not seeing a woman for months at a time

Qualifications:

• Ability to use limbs
• Ability to count to 3
• Ability to drive without running into anything larger than a person
• Young men with sub-90 IQ encouraged to apply

*Pay information not provided.
*Drug test provided as a formality. Honestly, we just think it's funny that we can make you piss in a cup as a part of your job.
*Women can apply too. You'll bring in new recruits by posting TikToks where you make ducklips at the camera in your fatigues.