oh shit!! that pretty much sums up my weekend!
[friday]
we left at 6pm after we got all our stuff.
we had to get alcohol, chips, drinks to mix our alcohol & some tim hortons.
after that we were on the road.
we stopped in kingston to go pee!
we saw a lady with a crazy leopard suit.
then we bought this toothbrush for a dollar for josh for his birthday.
he definitely didnt want it. stupid head. ha kidding.
then we kept driving.
we had to stop to get gas. i pumped the gas. i went over 3 cents.
so me & terri went in to pay, and then terri had to pee.
and terri went to the bathroom, & opened the door.
well what does she see?
a guy with his pants down.
yeah so we ran outta there so fast.
josh thought we didnt pay the guy for gas.
ha.
so we kept driving, and we got some harveys.
then it was off to montreal.
we got there on the first try. no gettin lost.
so we got to the hotel @ like ten thirty pm.
we started drinking. as we started drinking we decided to make up hotel rules.
1. no stinky bathrooms.
2.no deletion (from camera)
3.no tooting.
4.no sex.
5.no blowing noses. (josh)
6.no refusal of drinks.
also we were getting ready as we drank.
yeah not a very good combination.
seeing as though terri like hated me when i did her makeup.
cuz josh said it looked like she was going to the circus.
but it look just perfect.
so we drank & drank & drank.
then we went to the bars.
well some guy standing on the street tried to recruit us to this bar.
we said that we were in a band & that we had just played with alexisonfire.
our band name is LongStory.
the guy was like oh yeah alexis is a cool guy.
we were like who the band or the guy? because we were pretty sure that george is the lead singer.
the guy didnt know what the fuck he was talking about. dummy.
there was no cover charge, so we thought why not?
just before that josh had found a five dollar bill on the road. it was wet
since it was raining.
well we got there, & we had to go down the stairs.
well it had been raining all night.
so i definitely slipped down the stairs onto my ass.
it was wet.
it was funny tho.
the bar sucked tho. was not even worth falling down the stairs for.
it was like your dead uncles basement. people chillin' down there.
but we bought a drink.
it sucked too.
so we left.
we then found another bar.
it also sucked.
so we went pee. it was gross.
so we left.
then we found this bar with people dancing.
we stayed. got some drinks.
now, im really fucking drunk.
i cant even stand.
terri & i got malested by pakis. not cool.
but i guess i was so drunk that they took me home.
and we crossed this really big intersection in the middle of it.
while cars drove past us.
they were like dragging me, i couldnt even walk.
we got back to the hotel, and i wanted to drink more, but they wouldnt let me.
they hid alll the alcohol.
then supposedly i tried to run out of the hotel room back to the bars.
and josh had me in a headlock dragging me back to the room.
clearly they were lying. ha. joking.
im prettty sure i was fucked.
but there was this BIG bug on the window. and it was really scaring me.
but then terri killed it for me. so i came back to the bed. but i was scared to sleep near the window.
while i was in the bathroom cuz of the scary bug & i was "mad" so said terri, josh tried to open the bag of popcorn stuff we had, and it went kaboom.
it was ALL of over the floor.
terri & josh, first pic of the trip. yay.
josh, i dont kno what he's doing.
josh & me, our first shot of the weekend.
josh drinking some concoction.
josh & terri
terri lying in bed waiting for some sweet bumsex. ha.
me, drinking my vex.
terri
josh
me & terri, very hott.
josh, terri & me. so cute. i love this pic <3
i dont kno what the fuck is up with this pic. i look retarded & so does josh. haha.
"FUCK YOU. ha."
[saturday]
we got up, and it felt like 457 busses hit me.
so terri & me went to go get tylonal. & terri bought a nasty ass cookie, so i gave it to josh.
so we all showered. seperatly.
then after that josh had to clean up his mess he made. with the popcorn.
then we went out for breakfast.
actually it was more lunch since it was like 2pm.
we got this poutine at some restuarant that they had been to before.
it was pretty good but really filling, and i was also sick.
i also ordered a blue hawaiian, which was amazing.
terri ordered a vodka & sprite, which was perfect. just like josh.
so we went to the SAQ (liquor store, montreal style), and bought some blue caraco (sp?).
because it was in the blue hawaiian drink.
we then drove around everywhere. old montreal, the hilltop thingy. where you could see all of montreal.
it was very beautiful.
we also went to the mall and bought a curling iron so i could curl terri's hair.
and lipgloss.
then we also bought some fruit.
lemons, oranges & limes.
then some pineapple juice, tropical passion juice & apple juice.
then some MORE chips plus salsa. which was NEVEr eaten.
& contact solution (for josh)
we drove around like every street looking for a value village.
& we found one.
ON SUNDAY.
the day after we needed it.
also a salvation army. on sunday.
then we drove around looking for some place to buy a knife cuz we had boughten fruit for our drinks.
we couldnt find a place to buy a knife anywhere.
so we went back to the hotel & got changed into our fancy clothes.
to go out for dinner.
terri needed a safety pin for her coat thingy.
we called down to the front desk.
heres the conversation.
me: hi, i was wondering if i could get some safety pins brought up to 443.
front desk dude: face cloths?
me: no, safety pins.
fdd: oh, to clip paper together?
me: no, saftey pins. to clip clothes together.
fdd: oh uh, hold on. ill send someone to your room.
yeah an hour later, a man brought us a sewing kit.
with the smallest fucking safety pin in the world.
not even fit for a midget.
so we went out.
we couldnt find anywhere to park, so we parked in this parking place. cost 7$. pfft. for under an hour.
then we went to nickle's. yes, just nickle's.
wasnt too bad.
considering we stole a nice sharp knife from nickle's. sweet freaking deal.
but we parked so far away from it, and it was freezing.
also there was a hockey game, which made the streets of montreal even more crowded.
it was awesome tho. the leafs won.
so after eating at nickle's, we went back to our hotel.
because me & terri were wearing high heels, we stayed at the restaurant & made josh get the car.
while we were standing there, some guys were hitting on us.
ha.
so we went back to the hotel & drank some more.
i got so drunk again.
& this time terri got more drunk.
cool beans.
we went to some bars again, but ended up at the same bar.
just because people were dancing.
and there wasnt bad music.
again we were malested by paki's.
ha.
but again we saved each other.
josh wasnt malested by any paki guys.
but at the restaurant we went to that morning, the guy was checking him out.
we ask the guy at this hotel for a map & some good bars.
he was looking josh up & down.
it was hilarious.
so after the bar ended we went home aka hotel home.
terri wanted to drink.
i couldnt drink anymore.
i probably would have died.
& thought she had put coke in it.
and i definitely hate coke.
we passed out.
josh cleaning up his popcorn mess.
terri with her new lipgloss.
josh driving.
some dude on a sign, hes so cute.
our drink table<3
terri drinking her apple juice.
me & terri at nickle's.
josh eating his fork at nickle's!
a beautiful drink josh made.
me josh & terri, looking very hott;)
terri looking very sexy with the stirstick.
yeah, go josh!!
me & josh.
me & terri
[sunday]
we were actually out on time.
terri didnt need to be pregnant, with a brain tumor, kidney failure & a sprained ankle.
even tho we had the story all put together, would have been funny.
then we went to moe's for breakfast.
very expensive.
it definitely set us back.
but we thought we had enough money.
so we drove the the casino.
played a couple of slots.
then played a game of Keno.
definitely didnt win.
lol.
so we went to go put gas in and josh went to use his debit. definitely wasnt enough money in there.
but he had a 20 dollar bill.
so he checked his account.
yeah he had 9$ in there.
definitely not enough for us to get home in.
but i had a cheque from my grandma.
so i cashed it.
so we now had 29$ for gas.
yeah, not enough to get us home.
well the first 20 we put in was wasted driving in circles around montreal trying to leave.
good thing we got the map.
cuz first thing we started to get onto the highway, but then josh realized that he was going east, not west.
so we had to get off and find our way to the west highway.
well we drove around the same streets like 138 times.
then was stopped by some walkers. i think it was some walk for cancer or something.
but everyone was walking. in their sharp bright yellow casino de montreal ponchos.
unless they decided today was a day to walk. i dont know.
then while we were driving we saw some guys ass. again.
we had our share of nasty ass's today. ha.
so we found our way to highway.
well we put the remaining 29$ in there.
it got us to brockville.
well we had NO more money.
so we ended up putting back on our dressy clothes.
& we went door to door asking people to help donate to my dying nephew with a brain tumor.
we got 15$ outta that.
then we went to mcdonalds & said that we were there ealier and we had burnt burgers.
so we got three free meals, AND money back for the "food" we ordered.
so we got 30$ in brockville.
it got us home!
yay!
we got home at like 12:30am!!
but, i wouldnt trade this trip for anything.
it was amazing.
i fucking heart terri & josh. they're the best.
terri's ass. sweet fucking deal;)
our hotel room, kinda messy, but yeah. what do you expect? ha.
terri reading the archies!
josh singing at the stop light.
me & terri after our door-to-door scam. josh got cut off ha.
mine & josh's mcdonalds cups. free food always tastes better!
i dont kno what is wrong with him, i think he was putting on his seatbelt. wierd.
terri being way cute!
me, being naturally hott;) ha.
[friday]
we left at 6pm after we got all our stuff.
we had to get alcohol, chips, drinks to mix our alcohol & some tim hortons.
after that we were on the road.
we stopped in kingston to go pee!
we saw a lady with a crazy leopard suit.
then we bought this toothbrush for a dollar for josh for his birthday.
he definitely didnt want it. stupid head. ha kidding.
then we kept driving.
we had to stop to get gas. i pumped the gas. i went over 3 cents.
so me & terri went in to pay, and then terri had to pee.
and terri went to the bathroom, & opened the door.
well what does she see?
a guy with his pants down.
yeah so we ran outta there so fast.
josh thought we didnt pay the guy for gas.
ha.
so we kept driving, and we got some harveys.
then it was off to montreal.
we got there on the first try. no gettin lost.
so we got to the hotel @ like ten thirty pm.
we started drinking. as we started drinking we decided to make up hotel rules.
1. no stinky bathrooms.
2.no deletion (from camera)
3.no tooting.
4.no sex.
5.no blowing noses. (josh)
6.no refusal of drinks.
also we were getting ready as we drank.
yeah not a very good combination.
seeing as though terri like hated me when i did her makeup.
cuz josh said it looked like she was going to the circus.
but it look just perfect.
so we drank & drank & drank.
then we went to the bars.
well some guy standing on the street tried to recruit us to this bar.
we said that we were in a band & that we had just played with alexisonfire.
our band name is LongStory.
the guy was like oh yeah alexis is a cool guy.
we were like who the band or the guy? because we were pretty sure that george is the lead singer.
the guy didnt know what the fuck he was talking about. dummy.
there was no cover charge, so we thought why not?
just before that josh had found a five dollar bill on the road. it was wet
since it was raining.
well we got there, & we had to go down the stairs.
well it had been raining all night.
so i definitely slipped down the stairs onto my ass.
it was wet.
it was funny tho.
the bar sucked tho. was not even worth falling down the stairs for.
it was like your dead uncles basement. people chillin' down there.
but we bought a drink.
it sucked too.
so we left.
we then found another bar.
it also sucked.
so we went pee. it was gross.
so we left.
then we found this bar with people dancing.
we stayed. got some drinks.
now, im really fucking drunk.
i cant even stand.
terri & i got malested by pakis. not cool.
but i guess i was so drunk that they took me home.
and we crossed this really big intersection in the middle of it.
while cars drove past us.
they were like dragging me, i couldnt even walk.
we got back to the hotel, and i wanted to drink more, but they wouldnt let me.
they hid alll the alcohol.
then supposedly i tried to run out of the hotel room back to the bars.
and josh had me in a headlock dragging me back to the room.
clearly they were lying. ha. joking.
im prettty sure i was fucked.
but there was this BIG bug on the window. and it was really scaring me.
but then terri killed it for me. so i came back to the bed. but i was scared to sleep near the window.
while i was in the bathroom cuz of the scary bug & i was "mad" so said terri, josh tried to open the bag of popcorn stuff we had, and it went kaboom.
it was ALL of over the floor.
terri & josh, first pic of the trip. yay.
josh, i dont kno what he's doing.
josh & me, our first shot of the weekend.
josh drinking some concoction.
josh & terri
terri lying in bed waiting for some sweet bumsex. ha.
me, drinking my vex.
terri
josh
me & terri, very hott.
josh, terri & me. so cute. i love this pic <3
i dont kno what the fuck is up with this pic. i look retarded & so does josh. haha.
"FUCK YOU. ha."
[saturday]
we got up, and it felt like 457 busses hit me.
so terri & me went to go get tylonal. & terri bought a nasty ass cookie, so i gave it to josh.
so we all showered. seperatly.
then after that josh had to clean up his mess he made. with the popcorn.
then we went out for breakfast.
actually it was more lunch since it was like 2pm.
we got this poutine at some restuarant that they had been to before.
it was pretty good but really filling, and i was also sick.
i also ordered a blue hawaiian, which was amazing.
terri ordered a vodka & sprite, which was perfect. just like josh.
so we went to the SAQ (liquor store, montreal style), and bought some blue caraco (sp?).
because it was in the blue hawaiian drink.
we then drove around everywhere. old montreal, the hilltop thingy. where you could see all of montreal.
it was very beautiful.
we also went to the mall and bought a curling iron so i could curl terri's hair.
and lipgloss.
then we also bought some fruit.
lemons, oranges & limes.
then some pineapple juice, tropical passion juice & apple juice.
then some MORE chips plus salsa. which was NEVEr eaten.
& contact solution (for josh)
we drove around like every street looking for a value village.
& we found one.
ON SUNDAY.
the day after we needed it.
also a salvation army. on sunday.
then we drove around looking for some place to buy a knife cuz we had boughten fruit for our drinks.
we couldnt find a place to buy a knife anywhere.
so we went back to the hotel & got changed into our fancy clothes.
to go out for dinner.
terri needed a safety pin for her coat thingy.
we called down to the front desk.
heres the conversation.
me: hi, i was wondering if i could get some safety pins brought up to 443.
front desk dude: face cloths?
me: no, safety pins.
fdd: oh, to clip paper together?
me: no, saftey pins. to clip clothes together.
fdd: oh uh, hold on. ill send someone to your room.
yeah an hour later, a man brought us a sewing kit.
with the smallest fucking safety pin in the world.
not even fit for a midget.
so we went out.
we couldnt find anywhere to park, so we parked in this parking place. cost 7$. pfft. for under an hour.
then we went to nickle's. yes, just nickle's.
wasnt too bad.
considering we stole a nice sharp knife from nickle's. sweet freaking deal.
but we parked so far away from it, and it was freezing.
also there was a hockey game, which made the streets of montreal even more crowded.
it was awesome tho. the leafs won.
so after eating at nickle's, we went back to our hotel.
because me & terri were wearing high heels, we stayed at the restaurant & made josh get the car.
while we were standing there, some guys were hitting on us.
ha.
so we went back to the hotel & drank some more.
i got so drunk again.
& this time terri got more drunk.
cool beans.
we went to some bars again, but ended up at the same bar.
just because people were dancing.
and there wasnt bad music.
again we were malested by paki's.
ha.
but again we saved each other.
josh wasnt malested by any paki guys.
but at the restaurant we went to that morning, the guy was checking him out.
we ask the guy at this hotel for a map & some good bars.
he was looking josh up & down.
it was hilarious.
so after the bar ended we went home aka hotel home.
terri wanted to drink.
i couldnt drink anymore.
i probably would have died.
& thought she had put coke in it.
and i definitely hate coke.
we passed out.
josh cleaning up his popcorn mess.
terri with her new lipgloss.
josh driving.
some dude on a sign, hes so cute.
our drink table<3
terri drinking her apple juice.
me & terri at nickle's.
josh eating his fork at nickle's!
a beautiful drink josh made.
me josh & terri, looking very hott;)
terri looking very sexy with the stirstick.
yeah, go josh!!
me & josh.
me & terri
[sunday]
we were actually out on time.
terri didnt need to be pregnant, with a brain tumor, kidney failure & a sprained ankle.
even tho we had the story all put together, would have been funny.
then we went to moe's for breakfast.
very expensive.
it definitely set us back.
but we thought we had enough money.
so we drove the the casino.
played a couple of slots.
then played a game of Keno.
definitely didnt win.
lol.
so we went to go put gas in and josh went to use his debit. definitely wasnt enough money in there.
but he had a 20 dollar bill.
so he checked his account.
yeah he had 9$ in there.
definitely not enough for us to get home in.
but i had a cheque from my grandma.
so i cashed it.
so we now had 29$ for gas.
yeah, not enough to get us home.
well the first 20 we put in was wasted driving in circles around montreal trying to leave.
good thing we got the map.
cuz first thing we started to get onto the highway, but then josh realized that he was going east, not west.
so we had to get off and find our way to the west highway.
well we drove around the same streets like 138 times.
then was stopped by some walkers. i think it was some walk for cancer or something.
but everyone was walking. in their sharp bright yellow casino de montreal ponchos.
unless they decided today was a day to walk. i dont know.
then while we were driving we saw some guys ass. again.
we had our share of nasty ass's today. ha.
so we found our way to highway.
well we put the remaining 29$ in there.
it got us to brockville.
well we had NO more money.
so we ended up putting back on our dressy clothes.
& we went door to door asking people to help donate to my dying nephew with a brain tumor.
we got 15$ outta that.
then we went to mcdonalds & said that we were there ealier and we had burnt burgers.
so we got three free meals, AND money back for the "food" we ordered.
so we got 30$ in brockville.
it got us home!
yay!
we got home at like 12:30am!!
but, i wouldnt trade this trip for anything.
it was amazing.
i fucking heart terri & josh. they're the best.
terri's ass. sweet fucking deal;)
our hotel room, kinda messy, but yeah. what do you expect? ha.
terri reading the archies!
josh singing at the stop light.
me & terri after our door-to-door scam. josh got cut off ha.
mine & josh's mcdonalds cups. free food always tastes better!
i dont kno what is wrong with him, i think he was putting on his seatbelt. wierd.
terri being way cute!
me, being naturally hott;) ha.