*insert wordless screams here*

Someone needs to tell my neighbor that a motorcycle is not an appropriate toy for their ten year old. They should also mention to the ten year old that repeatedly revving the engine of said motorcycle while the neighbors who have to work early mornings are trying to SLEEP is not going to endear them to us much.

This kid has been doing nothing but revving his engine and popping wheelies in the yard for two hours. TWO HOURS! I HAVE BEEN UP SINCE TWO AM KID STOP IT BEFORE I GO AND SLASH YOUR TIRES!

For those of you who haven't been informed I ran my phone through the washer. Yes, I'm brilliant like that. I won't have a phone until the 16th, which means I am leaving the 17th now.

So that is like that and in the meantime I am trying not to kill my neighbors or my coworkers.

Every

last

one of them.