Two of my favorites team together. :)

Thanks for the link Tim!

U2 does the latest iTunes ad

This is just a short post to say that my journal is mostly Friends Only. Occasionally I share a joke I got from a friend and make it public, but not too often. So, if you want to be added to my Friends List, please post here. I take a look at your profile and a few public posts you have and probably add you.

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A man returns home from a trip to China and feels ill. The doctor rushes him to the hospital to run a series of tests.

After the tests, the man wakes up in a private room in the hospital. The phone next to his bed rings. The man answers and hears, "This is your doctor speaking. We‚ve received the results of your tests and I‚m sorry to inform you that you have SATH."

"What the hell is SATH?" asks the man.

"It‚s a combination of SARS, AIDS, Tuberculosis and Herpes," replies the doctor.

"Oh My God!" yells the man, "what are we going to do?!"

"We‚ll limit your diet to pizza and pancakes," replies the doctor.

"Will that cure me?" asks the man.

"Not really," replies the doctor, "but it‚s the only food we can slide under the door."

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink."

Pepsi will market the new concoction under the name of: "MOUNT & DO."

You will get a big smile from watching this :D

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies "Where else in New York City can'I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a smart blonde joke.

Some of you don't understand why some of us prefer Macs, so here's an article about the latest virus that is hitting you Windoze users. The important points are outlined here (and copy/pasted from my MacOSX community).

"As the latest Microsoft Windows infection spread across the Internet last week, knocking out thousands of PCs in homes and businesses, Macintosh users did what they usually do during a computer virus outbreak -- they continued working. That's because the "Blaster" worm, also known as LovSan and MSBlast, cannot harm a Mac. The worm exploits a vulnerability present only in certain versions of Windows.

According to Security Focus, a computer security information Web site owned by Symantec Corp., the Cupertino, Calif.-based maker of the Norton brand of anti-virus products, the number of viruses written for the classic Mac OS is about 50.

By comparison, security experts estimate the number of Windows-specific viruses at about 70,000.

But more than two years after its introduction, not a single Mac OS X-specific virus has yet appeared."

Dustin went looking one day to find some of his favorite songs to play on piano. I told him he couldn't find sheet music for free - ha ha! So, of course, he proved me wrong and found this site. It also has some links to other sites - like ones for REM, Radiohead, Tori Amos, and tons of others. So, have at it! I got October and really like it, but I haven't looked too hard for other U2 since U2 isn't really a piano band.

To get mp3s of U2 at the Special Olympics opening ceremony, go here.

(They sound great!)