As part of Jes' widespread and occasionally juggling attempt to keep herself -- myself -- from dying of boredom once work is over, I am endeavouring to send out Christmas Holiday cards! Nice, glittery, non-denominational Holiday cards. That may sing. No, they won't sing. Singing cards scare me. ANYWAY.

If you would like a card, fill out the pretty thing below (as I subscribe to the organisation system of someone far smarter than I). It doesn't matter whether you're in the same country as me or not, since stamps are cheap and I like you. Probably.

<b>Name and address:</b> <b>Anything else:</b> Does the mere mention of Christmas offend your sensibilities? Do you want a singing card? Will my typically illegible handwriting hurt your eyes and therefore destroy our wonderful friendship? Do you know the muffin man? Basically, anything you feel is worth mentioning. Don't be afraid to request limericks!

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