"HELLO? HELLO! YOU HAVE CONTACTED THE COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE OF THOR ODINSON BUT I CANNOT ANSWER. PERHAPS I HAVE LOST OR BROKEN THIS VERY SMALL AND BREAKABLE CONTRAPTION. HOWEVER, ON THE CHANCE THAT I HAVE NOT DESTROYED IT WITHIN MY FIST, PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE UPCOMING OBNOXIOUS BEEP SO THAT I MAY ENJOY IT AT A LATER TIME. FARE THEE WELL AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU!"

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