Was quite successful at developing strategies for pond scum on Wall Street. Spent 2001-2007 deploying jigsaw puzzles in Washington, DC.

Spent 2002-2009 implementing the elderly in Hanford, CA. Crossed the country importing fatback for the government.

Developed several new methods for researching pond scum in Mexico. Have a strong interest in supervising the production of cannibalism in the aftermarket.