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in answer to your questions...
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Question by the lovely and talented and adorable as a precious monkey [info]kingzgurl

 

Questions for your meme. Some of these are completely random and have nothing to do with anything.
1. When you were younger, what was the most UNUSUAL thing you wanted to be when you "grew up"?
2. What is the longest game of Monopoly you've ever played?
3. How many languages can you speak competently?
4. On average, how many cups of water do you drink a day?
5. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

My answers:

1) When I was younger I (in all absolute seriousness) wanted to be a Jedi and/or to go live with the Autobots and have Optimus Prime adopt me.  That was my goal.  Sadly (or not) I'm pretty sure that's still what I want. 

2) The longest game of Monopoly I played (Star Wars Monopoly, surprise, surprise) was one I played with my brother and it lasted about 5 hours.  Towards the end I was begging him to take all my property and win because I was so bored, but he was relentless that he wanted to win "for real".  I started cheating just so that I could lose and be set free from the shackles of Monopoly oppression.

3) Competently, just the two: English and Spanish.  I have a sorta half-assed understanding of Italian and am teaching myself Mandarin (using a CD course I got on e-bay called "Teach Yourself Mandarin").  

4) I drink a ridiculous amount of water in a day, usually tap water.  Oh yes, people, TAP water.  It has to be crazy cold water though.  I'd say I drink anywhere between 8-12 glasses a day.

5) "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?"   Hmmm.  Well, if I suddenly develop the ability to live in fictional places, I would live wherever Optimus Prime happened to be because I love him and I'd love to hang out with him.  I'd also live on Serenity, because that's where I'd probably be happiest, and my husband lives there.  If that doesn't happen, I'd probably want to live in Ireland.  It's beautiful, I love the culture and it's so incredibly GREEN.  Or, most likely, I'd stay in Miami, just 'cause it's home.

 

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Hit and run, part three
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     My friend Paula did some overtime today.  I hardly ever get to see her so it was nice to have her there and as an added bonus, she sat next to me for 8 hours!  It was a good day.  

     It was fairly busy so we didn't have a lot of time to talk, but she managed to tell me about going to lunch earlier at this little diner down the road that was pretty good.  Who did she go with?  She went with our friend and...crazy hit & run lady.  I looked at her like she was crazy, I'm sure, and asked, "You didn't let her DRIVE did you?"     "No girl, he (our friend) drove.  He said he wasn't going to get in a car with her ever again."     "Wise choice," I said, "Do you know if she ever told that guy anything about the car?"    She rolls her eyes  "Girl, she got that done the other afternoon.  It cost her $90 at some place there and you can still kinda see the dents and the scratches."     

So, no, not only did she NOT tell the truth, but she had work done on her car so she could lie about it.  *groans* 

 
Also, my apologies to the understanding people I'm betaing for who will forgive me for not doing my duty  because of my 4-day migraine.  It's gone now and I will get on the ball ASAP.
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I'm behind on a lot of things & meme-age
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The internet gods have been kind enough to allow me to use them.

I'm totally up for this challenge, by the way, but can't think of anything at the moment.  Feel free to request things and all that good stuff. (Inspired by kingzgurl)
Everyone has things they blog about. Everyone has things they don't blog about. Challenge me out of my comfort zone by telling me something I don't blog about, but you'd like to hear about, and I'll write a post about it. Ask for anything: latest movie watched, last book read, political leanings, favorite type of underwear, graphic techniques, etc. Repost in your own journal so that we can all learn more about each other!

All my bridesmaids are on vacation so pics of the wedding to my beloved are going to have to wait. 

I dropped Dare off at the airport on Monday morning and she is now in Japan with her best friend and a coworker of ours (Robert, who has a HUGE crush on her).  It's a funny little story.  When I got to work on Sunday, Dare was finalizing her plans.  I asked her if she had a ride to the airport (Monday was Miami to Atlanta, Tuesday was Atlanta to Japan) and she said her stepdad was gonna take her.  Then she asked if I wanted to use her car while she was gone (my car is temperamental and on its last tires, as it were), but I was hesitant 'cause she is gonna be gone 2 weeks and it's a huge responsibility.  I tried to reason with her, "What about your Mom, her car's pretty crappy" but she was insistent and all the reasons why she SHOULDN'T leave her car with me were disregarded.  I tried to talk her out of it, frankly.  She drives a Prius and it's so very cool and has AC and the tires aren't crap and when you press on the brakes it (gasp) brakes!  AND it is not leaking oil out of the engine like a sieve.  "What am I going to do with so much fanciness?" I protested, "your car doesn't even like me!"  But in the end, she wore me down.  "Fine!  But I'm going to wash it and clean and vacuum the inside!" I said.  Which I'm pretty sure she knew would happen, so I think she may have, in fact, diabolically tricked me!

She gets out of work an hour before me and she said she still had some packing to do, so I told her to just come to my house after she was done.  She's got a key.  It's a lot more convenient having her come into my room and waking me up in the morning to lock the door when she leaves after she falls asleep on the daybed/couch when we watch a movie.  
I don't sleep at night, that's for suckers, so I was up most of the night reading and whatnot.  At around 4 am she calls and sounds exhausted, telling me that they aren't going to get on the first plane and that they'll take the 10:45 to Atlanta so that I should get some sleep.  I told her I probably wouldn't but that since she had to go pick up Robert after he got off work at 06:30am to just come to my place and watch TV in the living room 'til it was time to go. 

Around 5 though, I started to get sleepy and off into dreamland I went.  At 06:45am the door to my bedroom opens and then someone lays down next to me and throws an arm around me.  I was awake as soon as the door opened, and COMPLETELY aware as soon as I smelled him come into the room.  I knew who it was immediately, which is why he's still alive.  It was Robert, of course, being annoying.  And he says in a Barry White-esque voice, "Hey baby?  Whatya doing?"  "Sleeping you idiot", I'm pretty sure, is how I answered.  He's 21 and just like a little brother in that obnoxiously harmless irritating way.  So I squint and I see Dare in the doorway and then in she comes and sits on the bed and I'm like, "You let him come in here and get in bed with me, knowing I sleep with a knife? (That's an exaggeration.  I don't sleep with it, but there are about 3 within easy reach from any angle on this bed)"  And she kinda pouts, "I was kinda hoping you'd scare him or stab him or something."  I laughed and poked at him, "I knew it was him".  That boy has no idea how lucky he is.  He thought we were joking.  No, Robertico, we were not.

Then we went to the airport and I dropped them off and went home.  The stirrings for the major migraine had already started.  Then I decided that since she was leaving me her car I was going to wash it, so I did and then mine too since I was parked behind it.  Mistake #2 (#1 being sleeping less than 2 hours and then staying awake) was being out in the stupid sun for a few hours.  After that I did my thing, called and talked to my brother and did some housework and all other errands I had to do.  At around 7 or 8pm, I realize that my head is REALLY starting to hurt, like a CRAZY amount.  The migraine was here.  I also realized that I hadn't eaten anything all day (mistake #3).  

So the entire night and most of Tuesday was spent in my room, with ice packs on my head and a ready supply of Excedrin Migraine.  And then I got all weepy and crazy for a few hours and now the worst of it is over but it's still kind of lingering.
Huh, maybe that wasn't as funny a story as I figured.

Anyway, I'm going to backtrack to February 27th, which was the day that all the madness and planning for my wedding began.  How did this madness start Neis?  Thusly:

My friend Farrah goes to the Cordon Bleu Culinary Academy in the morning and then comes to work in the afternoon.  So when I know she's got homework or a project due, I just take the bulk of the work so she can get her things done.  But she said she needed some help with a menu that she had due the following week and would I help her.  Of course I would.  So we're going back and forth about what the appetizer should be and the entree and all that good stuff and what she should theoretically serve with what and then we were done.  Then she's like "Neis, I think I want to bake on my days off.  But I want to make something new, something I've never done before."  And she starts telling me what kind of pans she has - round, oval, rectangular, square, so I say, "Can you make a triangle cake?"  And that, ladies and gentlemen is how I came to have a wedding 3 short days later.  From there it became, "Oh, I want to try to make a wedding cake," and I said, "Well, if you make a wedding cake, then have it say 'Neisys and Jayne'".  Then we decided that she'd make the cake, then come to my house before work on Saturday and we'd take pictures of it for her portfolio (she's made other kinds of cakes too) and somehow it snowballed from there.  I told her that if it were an actual wedding that she'd be my maid of honor.  And she started to cry.  Really, the girly hand waving and fluids out of the eyeballs and everything.  So she decided to give me a real wedding and she spent the rest of the night planning just that. 
Dare was in as soon as I told her that I might let her put makeup on me (she LOVES makeup).  Farrah sent our friend Karen a text that said, "Neis is getting married on Saturday.  Can you come?"  Her reply, "What time and what do I bring?"  Those were my three bridesmaids.  Only Dare and Karen knew who Jayne was, Farrah had no idea.  All she knew about Jayne is that I wear a bunch of pins on my work jacket.  "Who's this Jayne Cobb guy?"  "Well," I said, "He's a merc.  He protects things and kinda hurts/kills for money."  She was not impressed.  So I got on YouTube and found a fanvid and called her over to watch while I went back on the floor.  When she came back she was smiling and she said, "Neis!  He's a bad ass!  I'm totally loving your new husband."  After that I left everything up to her capable hands and then got on the LJ and asked for advice and the lovely kingzgurl and the debonair Tony came to my aid.  And yes, all this started on Adam's birthday.  *squee*

Tomorrow:  February 28th.  2 days 'til the wedding....

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I LOVE Dean.
 

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Snagged from thecricket...
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Rules:
Upon receiving this tag, immediately perform a screen capture of your desktop.It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen capture so as to add to the element of fun. Here’s how you can do a screen capture:

1. Go to your desktop and press the Print Scrn key (located on the right side of the F12 key).
2. Open a graphics program (like Picture Manager, Paint, or Photoshop) and doing a Paste (CTRL + V). If you wish, you can “edit” the image before saving it.
3. Post the picture on your blog. You can also give a short explanation on the look of your desktop if you want. You can explain why you prefer such a look or why it is full of icons. Things like that.
4. Tag five of your friends and ask them to give you a Free View of their desktops as well.(only if you wanna)

Here's mine.  Surprise, surprise, my husband's on it.  I'm not tagging anyone, but whoever feels like sharing is welcome to. 

To give credit where credit is due, this is from Photobucket and it was made by methedivine.
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Feeling better, though now I know what going mad feels like.
theneis
 
"Chocolate Rain" Original Song by Tay Zonday


 Okay, some time has passed and I'm not all crazy anymore.  Well, I'm still regular crazy, not emotional PSYCHO crazy.  These migraines kill me.  I'm still feeling a little emotional but I'm otherwise okay.  I went on YouTube figuring watching Mystery Science Theatre 3000 would make me feel better, but I stumbled across this and it confused/fascinated/shocked me into a silent stupor of non-weepiness.  Uhm, it may be the migraine talking, but what the fuck is this?  I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to laugh at this or think it's good or what?  Anyone?  Thoughts?



   Uh-huh.  Exactly.
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Tired.
theneis

Christ, it feels like I've lived three days in one.  This feels like one of the longest days ever.  The migraine I've been fighting is in full force, not helped by the incredibly angsty and sad movie I just watched and other stuff I've been dealing with and now I'm just an emotional wreck.  I really need to stop crying before the stress nosebleeding starts.  I wish I could go to sleep.  *deep breath*  Stupid movie.  Very sad, very Romeo and Juliet, very tragic.  I knew it would be a sad one but I didn't know it would affect me this bad (it probably wouldn't if I hadn't already been emotionally vulnerable to begin with today), which is why even though I got it in January from NETFLIX, it's been sitting on my nightstand since then.

That's the movie below and some plot synopses from IMDB.com.  It's great, but if you're sentimental and weepy (*points to self*) you may be doing some crying somewhere along the way.

After more than four hundred years of war between the Shinobi warriors of the Manjidani Koga and Tsubagakure Iga clans, the Lord Hattori Hanzou decrees that they must live in peace. Both clans live hidden in the woods and mountain without confrontation and without training ninjas in the shadow art of Shinobi. In 1614, the Lord of the Lords is convinced that the clans are dangerous threats for keeping peace in his lands, and his advisor plots a Machiavellian plan to destroy their best warriors in a contest. Meanwhile, the young Iga Oboro and Koga Gennesuke fall in love for each other. When Oboro's grandmother and leader of Iga clan Ogen and Gennesuke's father and leader of the Koga clan Danjo kill each other, Oboro and Gannesuke must lead their warriors in the ultimate battle of the Shinobi clans. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Shinobi centers on the drama resulting from the war between two ninja clans in the early part of the Tokugawa era. In the film, Nakama Yukie portrays Oboro, the granddaughter of Ogen (Lily), the respected Iga clan matriarch, while Odagiri Jo plays Gennosuke, the son of Danjo Koga (Minoru Terada), the powerful Koga clan leader. While living deep within the mountains, the two ninja clans have honed their skills to superhuman levels. Unfortunately, the clans do not get along and are forbidden by imperial decree from sharing their techniques with each other. Viewing the two ninja clans as a threat to his scheme for total domination, the nefarious Nankobo Tenkai (Ishibashi Renji) plots to intensify the rivalry between the two clans. Nakobo creates a contest in which the clans are forced to choose five of their best warriors to participate. The battle, however, isn't just a friendly contest - it's a duel to the death! Written by ninja 

I'll be okay.  But sometimes I really wish I had a button or a switch I could turn off so I wouldn't get so fucking emotionally vested in every little thing I do.  It's very exhausting sometimes.



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Why?  Just 'cause...

 
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FINALLY!
theneis
For the longest time I've been wracking my brain for why I can't stand Rachael Ray.  I find her obnoxious and untalented, but it's more than that.  But now I FINALLY know.  When she smiles, she looks like the Joker.



That's TOTALLY Joker smile.  Watch her show and wait for one of those fake smiles of hers, you'll see it better then.
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