Thamiris is a navel-gazing, porn-loving, meta-yapping slasher, with the soul of a drag queen and the body of a college instructor. She enjoys long walks from her computer to her tv, feathery black boas, and Michel Foucault under the moon. In theory, her humor's inspired by Chaucer; in practice, it's clearly channeled from the dumber of the Dumb and Dumber guys. She has the wit and sophistication of a rutting teenaged rhino in a tutu, and wants to have a foursome with Clark Kent, Lex Luthor and Sirius Black-- but, alas, they've never returned her calls.