I HAD FUN MAKING THIS. STFU. AND. HOLY SHIT. I GOTTA GO TO WORK IN 6 MINUTES. *EMOS* FUCK YOU WORK.

OKAY. I GOT SOME GAY IN THE COMMERCIAL. STFU. I WANT IT TO BE DIFFERENT. UNLIKE THE TYPICAL STRAIGHT COMMERCIALS.

NOOOOOO. We changed our idea. Now the main character is going to be straight. *EMOS* NO I WAS LOOKING FWARD TO IT.

Name the six funniest people you know (RL or celebrities) FUCK CELEBIRTIES AND RL. INTERNET FRIENDS ARE BETTER. STFU I KNOW IT'S SAD.:
1.vocalnokyodesu
2.lailu
3.underthesin
4.noiseheadphone
5.bukkakeinureye
6.teh_chaney

Give six reasons why each these people are awesome (six reasons per person):
1. She likes Dir en grey like me, SHE USED TO BE THE KYO TO MY TOSHIYA EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER REALLY RPED KYOTO TOGETHER BUT WE USED BE ALL "OMFG OMFG" ABOUT IT. SHE BAKES BROWNIES WITH HATRED AND LOOOVE. She hates Gazette. HER TANGO ES MUY PERFECTO. AND. SHE'S JUST FUCKING FUNNY. OH AND HER FICS ARE FUCKING UNF UNF. I had to add another one. STFU. 8D

2. SHE IS MANLIER THAN EVERYONE EXCEPT KYO AND I. UNF UNF. SHE ENJOYED OUR DATES TOGETHER WHEN WE SKIPPED THROUGH THE MEADOW OF BEAUTIFUL YELLOW FLOWERS. SHE MAKES HILARIOUS MACROS. She loves PLC like me. OMFG GOD WHY AREN'T YOU EVER ONLINE SO WE CAN MORN ABOUT PLC TOGETHER. She yells at her step brother or HTF IT IS. SHE MAKES KYO CRY. HOBABY.

3. WE FAG OVER DIR EN GREY TOGETHER. ONLY IT'S NOT FAGGING BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY. AND OMFG I SMELL MEAT. MMMM MEAT. ANYWAY. She makes me laugh when I talk to her. HER TOSHIYA IS AMAZING. AND I MEAN AMAZING. UNF UNF. HER FACE. I MEAN. HER PERSONALITY IS AMAZING. We made a good team when we invaded chats. HOBABY. HER COMMENTS ON THINGS ARE FUNNY. 8D

4. SHE IS A SEXAY MOOCOW. She makes me laugh. UNF UNF. MY DIE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT HER TATTITIES. SHE DRAWS AMAZING GRAPHIC EXPLICIT STICK FIGURE SEX. HOBABY. SHE LOVES DIR EN GREY AND OTHER BANDS LIKE ME. HOSHIT. SHE CREATED rllysrsphotos.

5. She's still a baby. IN MY EYES STFU. LUKE I AM YOUR FADAAA. HER WAY OF NOTICING. YOU FUNNY TOO FOO. She's short. YOUR BITCHINESS. AND FUCK YOU I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING BECUASE WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN SO LONG.

6. Her niceness, EVEN THOUGH THAT KIND OF WENT AWAY. YOU FUNNY TOO FOO. HER BIG ASS BOOBS. SHE MET KIM JON IL. SHE KILLED KIM JONG IL. SHE HAD SEX WITH KIM JONG IL. ALSO. RUKI LIVES IN HER VA JAY JAY.

Name your six favorite quotes from each of these people (one quote per person): THIS IS SO FUCKING TIME CONSSUMING SO I'M JUST POSTING HOW MANY I CAN FIND. SO FUCK OFF.

1. Kinkful Kyo: GO BACK TO MEXICO YOU FUCKING BOARDER HOPPING BEANER.


2. WhiteHairedBish: IT'S NOT POLITE TO SLAP ANOTHER MAN'S WEASLE.


3. "I WAS DOZING ON THE GREEN." OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT STFU.


4. touchmypopclowns: KYO SMASH.

5. THAT CONDOM QUOTE STFU I CAN'T FIND IT.


6. "HEY LOOK GUYS THIS IS MY HOME (LINK TO PICTURE OF A CAR OMFG) MY MOBILE HOME. :D"

EDIT: I JUST REALIZED. IT SAID. ONE QUOTE. STFU. IN THAT CASE I'LL LOOK FOR ONE QUOATE. 8D

My mom alway s has to ruin everything. i just went to the kitchen toa sk her when I'm supposed to scan that shit for her because I was waiting for her, and hse told me to wait becaus eshe's correcting them. Then she told me to get the white out from my bro's desk and I said that we don't have any. But her being the stubborn dumbass that she is insisted that we did have some. She was still not quite mad yet. So I went to my room, put my headphones on so I could watch the video that I was supposed to watch for chemistry. Then I heard knocks and I took off my headphones and she was all "OPEN UP YOU STUPID ASSHOLE BLAH BLAH" so I opened the door and she was all "GIVE THE WHITE OUT BLAH BLA BITCH BITCH." I told once again, THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING WHITE OUT. Then we kind of got closed and I kind of pushed her aside so I can go back to the room, and she started to push me and then pulled on my hair and I was trying to deffend myself to push her away from me and telling her to stop and she just pushed more and pulled my hair. And then finally she let go and I told her why she did that for and she was all "BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME MAD". Fuck just for fucking white out.

HomgShortShorts: I have images of handcuffing Toshiya.
HomgShortShorts: In my head
HomgShortShorts: I'm loving it.
HomgShortShorts: It must be done.
SupaaTaiga: PARA PA PA I'M LOVIN' IT
SupaaTaiga: FUCK YOU MCDONALDS
HomgShortShorts: He probably love rough sex, too.
SupaaTaiga: IF I EVER SAW YOU GUYS GOING AT IT
SupaaTaiga: I WILL SATND ON THE DOOR WAy
SupaaTaiga: AND BE ALL "PARA PA PA I'M LOVIN' IT"

STFU I AMUSED MYSELF.

RAITA MOTTERU?
KYOKON. FUCKING KYOKON.


ANATA WA FAKKU SURU DIE.

UNF UNF. I LOVE THIS GAY DICTIONARY. 8D

Dear underthesin,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your apartment and I saw you carve your inials into my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break
Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go burn,
Bubba.

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