Hide the H00bn00bs!
I went looking round the halls cos I heard stomping, and what did I see but Orli thundering about looking thoroughly narked off.
The other day Orli was a bit out of sorts and it resulted in some high-spirited, harmless tossing of H00bn00bs at the hotel staff.
The look on his face today, however, bodes ill for anyone in his path, and I fear to think how the H00bn00bs might be employed if someone were to cross him.
I suppose what I'm really trying to say in my own tactful roundabout way is, it would probably be best to steer clear of Orlando for the time being, and for God's sake, don't give him any biscuits.
This has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood hobbit.
Nono, it's quite all right, no need to thank me. By the time I returned to our room, Elijah had gone off somewhere, so I'm just passing the time til he comes back. Room service has for some weird reason been delivering nothing but clam chowder no matter what we order lately, so I imagine he's seeing to that.
Oi, as long as I'm making PSAs, there's one other thing and I'm so embarrassed I didn't realise this before: Lij and I have had a Do Not Disturb sign hanging on the door nearly all the time we've been staying here. Which is a bit misleading. That's just to keep the staff from barging into the room before we've had a chance to dress and put away our paraphernilia. We didn't mean to recuse ourselves completely from our friends. The sign doesn't really apply to you lot!
Psssst... especially you, Billy.
Knock anytime.
The other day Orli was a bit out of sorts and it resulted in some high-spirited, harmless tossing of H00bn00bs at the hotel staff.
The look on his face today, however, bodes ill for anyone in his path, and I fear to think how the H00bn00bs might be employed if someone were to cross him.
I suppose what I'm really trying to say in my own tactful roundabout way is, it would probably be best to steer clear of Orlando for the time being, and for God's sake, don't give him any biscuits.
This has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood hobbit.
Nono, it's quite all right, no need to thank me. By the time I returned to our room, Elijah had gone off somewhere, so I'm just passing the time til he comes back. Room service has for some weird reason been delivering nothing but clam chowder no matter what we order lately, so I imagine he's seeing to that.
Oi, as long as I'm making PSAs, there's one other thing and I'm so embarrassed I didn't realise this before: Lij and I have had a Do Not Disturb sign hanging on the door nearly all the time we've been staying here. Which is a bit misleading. That's just to keep the staff from barging into the room before we've had a chance to dress and put away our paraphernilia. We didn't mean to recuse ourselves completely from our friends. The sign doesn't really apply to you lot!
Psssst... especially you, Billy.
Knock anytime.