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Listens: clatter of trays, slop of gluey food

[Int. Prison Day - the Commissary]

[Int. Prison Day - the Commissary]

*Dom gets in the lunch line, grimacing as the cooks dish out pasty lumps of food from the steam tables.*

Grouchy Prisoner Up Ahead: Is that a skirt, boy?

Incensed Reply: Excuse me? Wha' was that? A skirt? A SKIRT? Look here, you kiwi bastard, this is no' skirt. It's a kilt, and a fucking rare tartan and all. If ye'd taken ten minutes off from all that sheep shagging-- I mean rustling, slip o' the tongue, do excuse me-- ye might've noticed that it's the national dress o' Scotland! *mutters* Skirt my arse...

*Beaming happily, Dom perks up.*

Billy?!