Okay, so one of the items you receive in Skyward Sword is the legendary Gust Bellows (aka the legendary dust buster)!! It's pretty amazing! Yes, this ancient relic can dust away all of your problems. Order today and you'll receive not one, but TWO free Gust Bellows! |D You just have to pay 90000 rupees in shipping and handling fees~!
Anymoo, Pipit's mother keeps her house nice and extremely filthy. There's dust all over the floor, the walls, the windows, and the friggin bed!! Since Pipit's mom is too damn lazy to clean her own house, she asks Link to do the peasant work for her. So, Link's minding his own business and dusting the room when suddenly he accidentally uses le dust buster on Pipit's mom.
What's the normal reaction to someone blowing dust in your face? It's probably something like, "If you don't knock that off, I swear I'm gonna cut you!!" You know how Pipit's mom reacted? Her face was all flustered and she moaned in delight.
Ummmm Mrs. Pipit's mom, why? Why would you make those disturbing noises? Don't moan like that in front of Link. He doesn't need to hear that mess and neither do I! Like why would dust being thrown in your face turn you on?? Dx And then she pays you and tells you not to tell Pipit that you
made her moan cleaned the house. I don't want your dirty money!! ;; I can never unhear that moan!! *sobs*
"Am I annoying you?" ~Omochao from Sonic Adventure 2