“Smut”

“Some people have a way with words,” the comedian Steve Martin used to say, “and other people . . . uh, not have way.” Tom Lehrer very much have way. The American musician, mathematician, and songwriter, who turns 97 today, is the creator of nearly 100 satirical songs, almost all of them written in the 1950s and 1960s, whose popularity, as a Wikipedia entry puts it, “has far outlasted their topical subjects and references.” The canon includes “Fight Fiercely, Harvard” — one of Lehrer’s earliest compositions, written when he was an undergraduate at that institution — and “We Will All Go Together When We Go,” a hymn to nuclear Armageddon. (“There will be no more misery/When the world is our rotizerie.”)

The anthem nearest to our hearts here at Strong Language Central, though, is of course “Smut,” which like Lehrer himself is celebrating a significant anniversary this year. Although the lyrics reflected a set of social and legal circumstances specific to mid-1960s America, their sentiment has proved to be timeless. In honor of its 60th anniversary and Tom Lehrer’s long, remarkable life, here’s our salute to “Smut.”


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You’re a what with a glove? Or, pardon my mondegreen

We have all heard them—or misheard them: “There’s a bathroom on the right” (for “There’s a bad moon on the rise,” from “Bad Moon Rising,” by Creedence Clearwater Revival); “Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove” (for “Might as well face it, you’re addicted to love,” from “Addicted to Love” by Robert Palmer); and perhaps the most famous of all, “’Scuse me while I kiss this guy,” (for “’Scuse me while I kiss the sky,” from “Purple Haze” by Jimi Hendrix). That last mishearing was so prevalent, legend has it that Jimi himself would occasionally stop and kiss a guy after singing this line in concert. If you have ever wondered what these mishearings are called, now you know: they’re mondegreens. According to William Safire of The New York Times, the term mondegreen dates from a 1954 magazine article by Sylvia Wright in which she said she had misheard the folk lyric “and laid him on the green” as “and Lady Mondegreen.”

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