Upkeep
Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
"Sometimes a bro just needs to help a bro out." Or, shave and a blowjob, two bits.

A while ago, this conversation happened on twitter.

ils: actually, what do you think derek from an evil/opposite universe would be like? ACTUALLY EVIL?? or like hoechlin?
lea: evil derek keeps regular derek chained up and tortures very important information out of him.
lea: TEL ME HOW STILES TAKES HIS COFFE IMMEDIATELY OR I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE DICK
b-rex: he would do terrible things ON PURPOSE instead of ACCIDENTALLY but under the veneer of tyler hoechlin-levels of charm
lea: YEAH. Successful at ruining things on purpise but charms himself out of consequences
ils: also would he be clean shaven or just have an actual goatee?
lea: starts with a goatee but shaves it when stiles tells him to and then flirts that he luvs listening to stiles
ils: would evil!derek come and seduce stiles just to get on derek's nerves? CAN I PLEASE HAVE THAT FIC? IDC IF IT'S CLICHE
lea: he seduces stiles bc his timeline got fucked up so badly and he thinks losing stiles was why
ils: evil!derek fucks stiles in all possible positions and makes him love it, and then comes back and tells derek allll about it.
ils: stiles kind of wonders why derek has suddenly changed, but he's too busy getting his brain sucked out thru his dick to worry
ils: what if evil!derek brings stiles to the place he has derek tied up and fucks him where he knows derek can hear. WHAT IF.
ils: also in this scenario derek is handcuffed so he can't touch himself.

And then I wrote a fic about it! It is here! Go read and tell me what you think.

I have been to LJ proper in ages, but I thought I should mark it here just so it's somewhere. I participated in Yuletide again this year! It was a trek. I almost dropped out, because I wasn't sure about my idea, but I went with it and my recipient seemed to like it, which is really all that matters in this exchange, isn't it?

So, here. I wrote Blood Sticks, Sweat Drips, a Wolverine: Origins post-movie ficlet.

And my gift was Ten Recommendations for New Arrivals to the City of Fallen London, which was just wonderful! If you've ever played Echo Bazaar, you should read this story. It's completely in keeping with the tone and a really delightful fic. I'm not very good at being effusive with words, but I really can't recommend it enough.

Not sure whether asking here or on tumblr or twitter is better, but would any of you be interested in having a viewing party of High Road? It's a Dylan O'B movie where he goes on a roadtrip and also there is weed. I can upload it for anyone who wants.

I also have Grizzly Rage if anyone wants it (AND YOU SHOULD) and doesn't have Netflix.

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Let's talk, flist.

Hello! Let me dust this off and see what's still happening here. A while ago, I went a couple of days without checking LJ, and then I just ... never caught up. Whoops. I've been hanging out in other places on the internet, though.

Here's what I've been into lately, in short:

- Dragon Age. Really, super into Dragon Age. I've done one playthrough already and am going through it again for the different origin stories.
- A Song of Ice and Fire. I'm close to finished with the third book, and I can't believe how much I love it. Every chapter brings me something new and fun and interesting and I have a lot of feelings and opinions on everything.
- COMICS! Still. It's been slower going because of aforementioned time wasters, but I'm now up to May 2003 chronologically, and there are so many X-books, dear lord! But I'm slowly making my way through all of them. I look forward to the time when I will be all caught up with everything. (So I can then start a whole slew of new titles. Uh.)
- Legend of Korra! I've seen all of it now, and I am so ready for the next season. In the meantime, though, I am watching all of The Last Airbender up on nick.com. \o/

Non-spoilery review: IT WAS AWESOME. And in case you're wondering, yes, you should stick around after the credits.

( Highlights!Collapse )

Y'all, I just got back from seeing The Hunger Games. OMG.

OH. MY. GOD.

( That was the best book to movie adaptation I've ever seen.Collapse )

If you're wondering where on the internet I am these days, it is over at my X-Men and Avengers tumblrs, posting about the comics I'm reading every day. It's pretty cool, because sometimes people reblog and say interesting things, and sometimes they send me asks and I get to talk about these comics I love.

And then, sometimes, people say stuff that makes me really defensive of Charles Xavier.

( In particular, this:Collapse )

So, yes. I continue to have a lot of feelings about the X-Men. Still not too many about the Avengers, but Iron Man is delighting me right now, because I'm up to the point where Tony's armor becomes sentient and is creepy in-love obsessed with Tony. It is great, y'all.