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-- Aristophanes
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OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything.
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The Quirmian philosopher Ventre put forward the suggestion that "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why not believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing, right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks and one of them said "We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever ♥♥♥♥ in these parts..."
(Hogfather)
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Only God can make random selections.
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"It is easier to port a shell than a shell script."
-- Larry Wall
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Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
-- Anatole France
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HP had a unique policy of allowing its engineers to take parts from stock as
long as they built something.