If you ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻‍💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

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Have a wonderful new year kind sir.

waits for an entire lap to take u out

Wow, will unfriend you then add you as friend like nothing even happened. Bhanchode

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прими го трейд

Carefull, will clap your cheeks and say Gotchuuu!!

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+rep pretty good player

Signed by me, lets play csgo

More like PikaChod, keyla, namaste ♥♥♥♥♥

I Like Chu, but its not PikaChu

Bahut hi madarchod hai

Won't kiss teammates on Dust II, but WILL kiss teammates on Mirage and Inferno.

You’re so cool that ice cubes are jealous!

6k hours and still bottom fragging and YOU ARE GLOBAL?!@>?!?@!#?!@?#!@?#@!? uninstall the game

signed by me, lets play csgo

8700k g4ng

dawg no one cares about ur specs

THESE COLLEGE ALCOHOLICS HAVE MADE A MACHINE THAT TELLS YOU WHAT WINE TO DRINK BASED ON WHICH CHOCOLATE YOU SHOVE UP YOUR ARSE

He cry in casual games

прими го трейд

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

Noob?

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

𝖶𝗂𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝖧𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗒 𝖭𝖾𝗐 𝖸𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝖿𝗎𝗅𝗅 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌!

Hey there dear friend! Do you mind adding me on my new (active) account?

▪ https://www.steamcommunity.com/id/AlphaH4X


This account will no longer gonna be active nor even used. If you could add me on a new active one I would appreciate it alot and thank you so much if you do so.

P.S. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

hope u have a good day man!!

add me pls

Have you made it back to North America? Keyla!

How dare you send me snow >:(

GO HABS GO

Borky bork bork i miss gabe rip

PLAYER 22222222222

CHUP HOJAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHUTIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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