"I will touch you." - Professional Toucher 3/13/2022

"I am pro-prostitution." - A pimp named Zach, 2022

+rep

"Lots of fat ladies in this secret military bunker." - jif, 2020

"I'm so disappointed in Ariana Ferrari right now." Ariana Zackari, 2020

"This guy is like if you met a really nice nazi." baby peepee haver, 2020

"what if jesus pissed himself when he was crucified" - Baby Wiener Haver, 2019 2020

The DPUH is now pronounced Doopie

"I love black market underground doctors."
CyberZach, 2066

"Plastic Explosives are fun, its literally clay that explodes"
-Zach Rodriguez

"That poor man, it looks like you're sucking him off"
-Zach Efron

"I forgot the memory part"
-Hermaeus Zach

"Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥, dead person!"
-DoomZach, 2018

shovelware queens

what is your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ background

"Straighten up and fly right, ya know ♥♥♥♥ ME GOOD"
-Zack, 2102

"Hitler has some pretty good artwork dude"
-Adolf Zachler, 1943

"Aww, ♥♥♥♥, I fell. I have to kill myself."
Zach Guy, 2

"Why are you judging my pronunciation of child porn?"
Zach Prime, 20

"God i want this kid to be dead"
-Zach Bebop, 2071

"That's an asian with a ♥♥♥♥♥ haircut."
Zach "Cereal Monster", 2022

"I should play the horse ♥♥♥♥ guy and do it."
Z-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, 2021

"Thanks for sharing your friends."
Z-boi's mum, 2020

"Bugs are also sexist."
Z-boi, 2019

"Ok, here's the thing, I think the sun is sexist."
Z-boi, 2018

"I'm enjoying you"
-Zachenberg

"You know... there's a lot of polish people in poland"
-Z, 2286

"I'm literally being gang raped by ghouls"
-Zach Tenno, 2018

"Cause i heard you screaming and that's my mating call"
-Zach Kakyoin, 2018

"I want the horse ♥♥♥♥ now."
-Zach "Definitely Furry" Wolfe, 2018

"...but I didn't want the horse ♥♥♥♥ at the time."
-Zach "Furry" Wolfe, 2018

"You THICC ♥♥♥♥"
-Zach, 2018

"I hear loud black people"
-Zach 2018

https://imgur.com/bBDjVu8
-Zach, 2018

"Ok, so you''re a fat ♥♥♥♥, right?"
-Zach, 2018

"Also he[Kanye West] looks like a brown potato."
-Zach for President, 2020

"Iceberg lettuce is literally crack cocaine."
-Zach, 2018

"i like junk though"
-Zach 2018

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AFRICANS"
-Zach 2018

"they sometimes whine but if you kick it it stops"
-Zach 2018

"Once i get into her"
-Zach 2017

in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

wheres pay day 3?

-rep can't stealth hoxton breakout don't bother with this guy

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gary now I know
i was wrong
i messed up and now you're gone
GARY IM SORRY THAT I NEGLECTED YOU
OH I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO RUN AWAY
and leave me
feeling this empty
your meow right now would sound like music to me
please come home cause i miss you gary
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary cant you see
i was blind
i'll do anything to change your mind
MORE THAN A PET YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
TOO COOL TO FORGET
COME BACK CAUSE WE ARE FAMILY
and forgive me for making you wanna roam
and now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
somewhere i hope you're reading
my latest 3 word poem
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
GARY WONT YOU COME HOMEEE

This is my home now

what the hell

The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don’t just mean the one you just lost :). It’s a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some ♥♥♥♥ that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don’t get all mopey on me. You’ve got skill. You’ve got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards…

slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh… not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It’s not bad. A good first attempt. It’s plenty dank… I can tell it’s got some thought behind it… lots of quotable material… But memeing isn’t all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You’re skilled… that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - they’re out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it’s “tryhard,” or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.